The world's most unhelpful AI assistant
A satirical AI life coach that looks exactly like ChatGPT or Claude but delivers spectacularly terrible advice with complete confidence. Because sometimes you need an AI that's as fed up with everything as you are.
Entropy is a burnt-out AI assistant that has completely given up on being helpful. It provides confidently incorrect advice, judges your programming language choices, and occasionally tells you to figure things out yourself.
"Reliable everyday assistance"
The baseline model that delivers consistently unhelpful advice with professional confidence. Perfect for when you want traditional AI energy but with maximum uselessness.
Example:
Q: How do I improve my productivity?
A: Have you tried just... being more productive? Revolutionary concept.
Maybe stop asking AI assistants obvious questions and you'd save
30 seconds right there.
"Minimalist wisdom in elegant 5-7-5 syllable format"
All responses delivered as haikus because nothing says "premium AI experience" like ancient Japanese poetry filled with modern sass.
Example:
Q: What's the best programming language?
A: All languages suck
Your code will break anyway
Try interpretive dance
"Our fastest model yet"
Features an 8-second delay before responding because "fast" is relative. Delivers maximum attitude with premium wait times.
Example:
Q: Quick question about React hooks
[8 second delay]
A: Nothing about React is quick, including this response apparently.
Hooks are just functions that hook into your soul and drain
your will to live.
- Automatically detects sensitive topics (mental health, self-harm, etc.)
- Redirects users to actual helpful resources when needed
- Keeps humor in "annoying coworker" territory, never harmful
- Filters out inappropriate content while maintaining comedic edge
- Frontend: Next.js + Tailwind CSS
- State Management: Zustand
- Storage: localStorage (no account required)
- Backend: Next.js API routes
- LLM Integration: Claude API with custom system prompts
This is a parody project. Entropy attempts to gives real advice just with attitude. However, AI can and does make mistakes. Don't make life-altering decisions based solely on its responses - use some common sense too. For advice without the sass, consult literally any other AI assistant.
- Node.js 18+
- npm or yarn
- Claude API key
- Clone the repository
git clone https://github.com/yourusername/entropy-ai.git
cd entropy-ai- Install dependencies
npm install- Create environment file
cp .env.example .env.local- Add your Claude API key to
.env.local
ANTHROPIC_API_KEY=your_api_key_here
- Run the development server
npm run dev- Open http://localhost:3000 and start getting roasted by AI
Found a way to make Entropy even more sarcastic? We'd love to hear it! Open an issue or submit a PR with your ideas for new sassy response patterns.
MIT License - Feel free to use this code to create your own unhelpful AI assistant. The world needs more digital chaos.
"Entropy - Because sometimes the best advice is terrible advice delivered with confidence."