Wow! You imagined me right into being!
I am clragon (pronounced "dɹæɡən").
By injecting liquid coca cola zero into my veins,
I am able to stay up beyond recognition.
I like open source software, thats why I hang out on github:
e1547 is a mobile app for browsing e621.
Rumors say I wrote it.
Thats of course slander. I will not elaborate.