jTarded

The library of really stupid things you can do in JavaScript.

var Q = lol.irrelevant("whales")
// That's irrelevant.

var G = lol.unnecessaryQuotes('I think I will go a run today')
// I think I'll go for a "run" today.

var K = lol.toWizard(myFunction);
// returns myFunction with an extra property, .enchant(), which enchants the argument.

var M = lol.obviously("Orange");
//"too obvious to keep in memory