This Magic 8-Ball provides the solution to all the bug reports that are piling up in your repositories. Just roll it and it will tell you what to do with them!
~ $ coder8ball
Explain that their particular system configuration isn't supported.
~ $ coder8ball
Close without explanation.
~ $ coder8ball
Pretend it's a problem with systemd.
If you find any bugs in this software, just go ahead and open an issue. I will then pretend that I'm actively working on the issue.