spike: rejig test pipeline

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Looking into changing our pipeline to better handle testing in different builds/archs.

The main goal is to provide a way to run our acceptance tests across Windows/x64, macOS/x64, and Linux/arm64 (#2495 ) with minimal configuration and complexity. Ideally this repo and dev tools should only be needing for the initial builds, other platforms should not need to support our build pipeline.

It would also be nice to re-organise tests so we can make usre of CircleCI's parallelism (#2232).

To Do

• Split lint/build jobs.
  • Do not block tests on linter errors.
  • chore(ci): run lint and build in parallel #2528
• Move Tap tests into their own job.
  • chore: quarantine tap tests #2530
• For Windows, only run acceptance tests.
• For Windows, run tests against binary.
• Run all tests on master branch.
• Make Windows tests optional in PRs.
• Remove NodeJS variant tests.
  • Configure NodeJS variants like Windows.
    • Using npm tarball instead of binaries.
• Add macOS tests
• Add Linux/arm64 tests
  • spike: add linux/arm64 binary builds #2495

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Closing this spike. Follow up here: #2599