A REST api to retrieve New Girl quotes when needed (which is pretty much always 💁♀️)
Currently hosted at: https://newgirlapi.herokuapp.com/
Returns an array with all quotes:
[
{
name: "schmit",
season: 1,
episode: 3,
episodeName: "Wedding",
quote: "So what I need you to do is this. I need you to put vodka in a water bottle, ok? Then rendezvous with me in the restroom."
},
{
name: "winston",
season: 1,
episode: 24,
episodeName: "See Ya",
quote: "I'm worried about Schmidt, he's a Jew in the desert I don't want him to wander."
},
{
name: "schmidt",
season: 1,
episode: 23,
episodeName: "Backslide",
quote: "Old people freak me out. With their hands and their legs. They're like the people version of pleated pants."
}
]
Returns an array with a single random quote object
{
name: “cece”,
season: 1,
episode: 15,
episodeName: “Injured",
quote: "Are you using your friends medical crisis to feel my boobs with your face?"
}
Returns an array with <name>
quotes e.g. GET /name/jess
.
Currently supporting: Winston, Schmidt, Jess, Nick, Cece, Coach.
** The name
query parameter is case-insensitive. For example: /api/quotes/name/coach. Names should be in lowercase.
[
{
name: “jess”,
season: 5,
episode: 21,
episodeName: “Wedding Eve”,
quote: "What is this? The last night of drama camp?"
},
{
name: “jess”,
season: 2,
episode: 25,
episodeName: “Elaine’s Big Day”
quote: "I don't think the badger's actually rabid, I think he's just kind of a dick."
},
{
name: “jess”,
season: 1,
episode: 23,
episodeName: “Backslide”,
quote: "Paul is the all-time worst crier. It's like a slow motion sneeze."
}
]
Returns an array with <season number>
quotes e.g. GET /season/3
.
[
{
name: “nick”,
season: 3,
episode: 3,
episodeName: “Double Date”,
quote: “I'm not convinced I know how to read, I've just memorized a lot of words.”
},
{
name: “coach”,
season: 3,
episode: 19,
episodeName: “Fired Up”,
quote: “I don't like kids, I don't like teaching, I just like paychecks.”
},
{
name: “schmidt”,
season: 3,
episode: 9,
episodeName: “Longest Night Ever”,
quote: “She's on a flip-phone. That means she's either poor, or a time traveler!”
}
]