This code builds an executable that enables you to troll someone by:
- Showing a dialog message
- Opening a new tab on for a specific URL
- Opening and closing the CD/DVD drive several times
- Shutting down or logging off displaying a message
- Copy the executable (
Troller.exe
) and the trolling actions file (Tasks.txt
) to your victim's pc. - Open the executable.
- Enjoy.
The executable searches for a Tasks.txt
file containing the trolling actions to perform. If it doesn't exists, the executable will create one with default actions.
You can build the source files to get the latest Troller.exe
or download this one ready to use.
Each line is a command. The syntax is action|parameter
. Don't surround the |
separator with spaces.
- Start by specifying the time to start (
BEGIN
action) and suspend (END
action) the troller. - Then specify the time interval between trolling actions (
EVERY
action). - All of these
actions
receive a timeparameter
in the formatHH:mm:ss
.
Trolling actions:
MESSAGE
shows a dialog message,parameter
is the message.OPENURL
opens a new tab,parameter
is the link to open.DISKDRV
opens the disk drive,parameter
is the number of times.SHUTDWN
shutsdown the computer,parameter
is the message to display 15min before.LOGUOFF
logs off the user,parameter
is the message to display 15min before.
Example:
BEGIN|09:42:57
EVERY|00:19:23
END|17:47:14
OPENURL|http://www.sanger.dk/
OPENURL|http://www.ringingtelephone.com/
OPENURL|http://cachemonet.com/
DISKDRV|1
OPENURL|http://giantbatfarts.com/
OPENURL|http://www.ooooiiii.com/
OPENURL|http://cat-bounce.com/
OPENURL|http://www.iiiiiiii.com/
DISKDRV|3
OPENURL|http://leekspin.com/
OPENURL|http://iamawesome.com/
OPENURL|http://www.nelson-haha.com/
DISKDRV|5
OPENURL|http://www.muchbetterthanthis.com/
OPENURL|http://baconsizzling.com/
DISKDRV|7
OPENURL|http://www.sadtrombone.com/?autoplay=true
MESSAGE|I can't wait for tomorrow :)
Once started, the executable keeps running until the pc is turned off. If you really hate your victim you can add the executable to the startup folder, that way the Troller.exe will start on every time the pc is turned on.
The Troller reads the time configurations and keeps running between the BEGIN
and END
time, executing a trolling action on each EVERY
time configuration.
Even if the victim opens the Task Manager searching for your process, it appears listed as Host Process For Driver Compatibility. He/she will never guess that's a trolling process.
💚 The Troller is environmentally friendly, suspending while idle and hibernating to the next day, keeping resource consumption to a minimum.
Personal Troller Copyright (C) 2015 Diogo Nunes This program is licensed under the terms of the MIT License and it comes with ABSOLUTELY NO WARRANTY. For more details check LICENSE.
Be responsible - this program is for fun, not for harm. Both creator and contributors of this program cannot be held responsible for the consequences of how others use it.
If you liked this software, consider making a donation 👼 or contributing with a new trolling action 😈.