Caveat Emptor

While I promise to always live faithfully by the My Eternal Promise that I’ve made to you,
there are a few things that I simply cannot control.

I’m not saying that anything I’m about to tell you will ever happen, but I just feel like
since we’re friends now, I have to warn you that these things could happen.

1. I’m not perfect. You’re not perfect. Nobody is perfect. I can’t promise that
   I’ll never make a mistake. I make mistakes all the time. If you promise to not
   hold my mistakes against me, I promise I won’t hold your mistakes against you.
   If you see me doing something wrong, just let me know.
   I’m pretty good at handling constructive criticism, and I think we’ll both be
   happier in the long run if you just let me know when I do something you don’t like.
2. I ran out of things to Caveat about, so this number 2 is merely to make it look
   like we’re still busy doing some work…