My Eternal Promise

I, PHPainfree, do hereby solemnly swear and affirm the following related statements about the relationship
between DEVELOPER (hereafter referred to as “you”) and FRAMEWORK (hereafter referred to as “I”).

1. I eternally promise to do everything in my power to stay out of your way.
2. I promise that I will never force you to do things my way just because I think my way is the best way (which it probably is).
3. I promise that I will never force you to talk to me in some kind of nasty street slang that is only good for talking to Hobos and such.
4. Actually, now that I think about it, I promise that I won’t make you talk to me at all if you don’t feel like it.
5. I promise to just get out of your way and just let you do your work. I’ll go sit in a corner and read a book or something.
6. I promise to always be here for you if you ever need a helping hand.
7. I promise to be the kind of friend that will gladly help you store all your files at my place, and I promise I’ll always give them to you when you ask for them.
8. I promise I’ll be the kind of friend who will run errands for you if you’re too busy.
9. I promise that I will try to never drink the last can of soda without at least writing down that we need to buy more Dr. Pepper from the store the next time we go to buy groceries.

But, as always: Caveat Emptor.