For when you mistype clear.

Prints out King Lear.

And it's rather assertive that you read it. It even gives you time to read
each line.

The idea came from god on #uselessd.

https://gist.github.com/EstesWJ/c445cd320d4c4f3008a8/ was his interpretation.

The code (lear.c) is under wtfpl and the content (learlines /lib/lear) 
is in the public domain.