FAQ

• Q: Why are you doing this

  • A: Great question

• Q: Will we finish?

  • A: No clue

• Q: How does CSS work?

  • A: No one knows

• Q: How did Ben get an A on that test freshman year that he magically never got back?

  • A: It was certainly lost

• Q: How is Nancy Pelosi such a successful trader?

  • A: She's not, she just definitely does not communicate with her husband and he makes his own trades without any knowledge whatsoever obviously.

• Q: Are you a financial advisor?

  • A: No

• Q: Is this financial advice?

  • A: No

• Q: Is this purely for entertainment purposes?

  • A: Yes

• Q: Stonks?

  • A: up