The Lists

This is a list of lists to list software that I think should be listed on various lists. Namely, it is a static site built with Astro for curating and categorizing various tech opinions and experiences. They are all objectively correct, of course. You do not get to dispute this.

You may consider this list of lists a lovingly¹ crafted rundown of tech that's made me want to throw my keyboard out the window, complete with why these tools and languages deserve a spot in my personal hall of shame. Buckle your fuckles, because shit will go down.

Adding Entries

You are welcome to add your own entries to the list.

You may add your own entries. In fact, you are encouraged to share your experiences with the world when you inevitably encounter shitty software. Computers suck, this is to be expected.

If you'd like to add a new entry, please create a new markdown file in src/content/entries/ and fill out the frontmatter with the necessary metadata.

---
title: "Your Technology"
tags: ["web", "javascript", "pain"]
dateAdded: yyyy-mm-dd
status: "active" # active, deprecated, archived
---

Now you may rant about how much you hate; or occasionally, very rarely, about how much you enjoy the technology.

Development

Oh so you want to develop this shit? Fine, we'll take your contribution. Do know that you will need some horrible tooling installed though. pnpm is used to manage Node dependencies in this repository. In the case you weren't aware, it's shit. Node is shit too.

# Get dependencies
$ pnpm install

# Spin up a dev server
$ pnpm run dev

Building

If you want to build and deploy this, a build script is provided. Simply run pnpm run build and serve the resulting dist directory with a webserver of your choosing. You can use your browser to navigate to the dist directory for testing.

# Build the static site
$ pnpm run build

Contributing

Don't.

Well if you have to, make sure you passionately describe your hatred for the technology, tool or even the concept you are talking about. Word it properly, don't let pedants go "well akhtually" on it.

Then format your code, lint it, test it and send it.

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There. Next time someone asks why I despise these, I'll just shove this in their face.

Footnotes

1. Cough. Cough ↩