Isn't PHP just awful? Want to teach that stupid asshole a lesson? Well, when you code the "Jerk Way"™ you'll show that fucker who's boss!
In this ebook (or e-book or eBook or whatever the fuck) you'll learn all the ins-and-outs of professional PHP development.
- Cursing!
- Throwing shit at the wall!
- Threatening to kill yourself (or others) on HackerNews!
- Telling people you're actually a Haskell programmer!
- UnitTesting!
- and much, MUCH MORE!!!
##PHP is a jerk to you, so be a jerk back!