PHP: The Jerk Way

Isn't PHP just awful? Want to teach that stupid asshole a lesson? Well, when you code the "Jerk Way"™ you'll show that fucker who's boss!

In this ebook (or e-book or eBook or whatever the fuck) you'll learn all the ins-and-outs of professional PHP development.

Including...

• Cursing!
• Throwing shit at the wall!
• Threatening to kill yourself (or others) on HackerNews!
• Telling people you're actually a Haskell programmer!
• UnitTesting!
• and much, MUCH MORE!!!

##PHP is a jerk to you, so be a jerk back!