Professional at doing things the wrong way until they work.
Soldered first, read later, repented after.
Turns silicon into regret and bugs into features.

ESP32 whisperer (it screams back).
Python packager with a release cycle shorter than my attention span.
Datasheets fear me.

Hardware: physically harmed
Software: emotionally damaged
Me: still shipping

akhi-certified chaos. Allah knows my intentions 🗿