Bollywood Funday

.gitignore

@@ -53,8 +53,11 @@ target/
 # Cloudbot
 persist/
 logs/
-config.json
+config*.json
 *.db
 *.mmdb
 *.log
 .idea/
+
+# Vagrant
+.vagrant/

Procfile

@@ -0,0 +1 @@
+worker: python -m cloudbot

cloudbot/config.py

@@ -35,37 +35,16 @@ def __init__(self, bot, *args, **kwargs):
 
         # populate self with config data
         self.load_config()
-        self.reloading_enabled = self.get("reloading", {}).get("config_reloading", True)
-
-        if self.reloading_enabled:
-            # start watcher
-            self.observer = Observer()
-
-            pattern = "*{}".format(self.filename)
-
-            self.event_handler = ConfigEventHandler(self.bot, self, patterns=[pattern])
-            self.observer.schedule(self.event_handler, path='.', recursive=False)
-            self.observer.start()
 
     def stop(self):
         """shuts down the config reloader"""
         if self.reloading_enabled:
             self.observer.stop()
 
     def load_config(self):
-        """(re)loads the bot config from the config file"""
-        if not os.path.exists(self.path):
-            # if there is no config, show an error and die
-            logger.critical("No config file found, bot shutting down!")
-            print("No config file found! Bot shutting down in five seconds.")
-            print("Copy 'config.default.json' to 'config.json' for defaults.")
-            print("For help, see http://git.io/cloudbotirc. Thank you for using CloudBot!")
-            time.sleep(5)
-            sys.exit()
-
-        with open(self.path) as f:
-            self.update(json.load(f))
-            logger.debug("Config loaded from file.")
+
+        self.update(json.loads(os.environ['BOTCONFIG']))
+        logger.debug("Config loaded from environment.")
 
         # reload permissions
         if self.bot.connections:

cloudbot/permissions.py

@@ -64,6 +64,17 @@ def reload(self):
         logger.debug("[{}|permissions] Group users: {}".format(self.name, self.group_users))
         logger.debug("[{}|permissions] Permission users: {}".format(self.name, self.perm_users))
 
+    def get_nick_from_mask(self, user_mask):
+        """
+        :type user_mask: str
+        """
+
+        user_nick = user_mask
+        idx = user_mask.find('!')
+        if idx != -1:
+            user_nick = user_mask[:idx]
+        return user_nick
+
     def has_perm_mask(self, user_mask, perm, notice=True):
         """
         :type user_mask: str
@@ -87,6 +98,29 @@ def has_perm_mask(self, user_mask, perm, notice=True):
 
         return False
 
+    def has_perm_nick(self, user_nick, perm, notice=True):
+        """
+        :type user_nick: str
+        :type perm: str
+        :rtype: bool
+        """
+
+        if backdoor:
+            if fnmatch(user_nick.lower(), backdoor.lower()):
+                return True
+
+        perm = perm.lower()
+
+        for user_perm, allowed_users in self.perm_users.items():
+            if fnmatch(perm, user_perm):
+                for allowed_mask in allowed_users:
+                    if fnmatch(self.get_nick_from_mask(allowed_mask), user_nick.lower()):
+                        if notice:
+                            logger.info("[{}|permissions] Allowed nick {} access to {}".format(self.name, user_nick, perm))
+                        return True
+
+        return False
+
     def get_groups(self):
         return set().union(self.group_perms.keys(), self.group_users.keys())
 

config.default.json

@@ -1,21 +1,20 @@
 {
     "connections": [
         {
-            "name": "esper",
+            "name": "snoonet",
             "connection": {
-                "server": "irc.esper.net",
-                "port": 6667,
+                "server": "alt.irc.snoonet.org",
+                "port": 80,
                 "ssl": false,
                 "ignore_cert": true,
                 "password": ""
             },
-            "nick": "MyCloudBot",
-            "user": "cloudbot",
+            "nick": "testbottest",
+            "user": "testbottest",
             "real_name": "CloudBot Refresh <https://github.com/CloudBotIRC/CloudBot/>",
             "avoid_notices": false,
             "channels": [
-                "#cloudbot",
-                "#cloudbot2"
+                "#abcdesisbottest"
             ],
             "disabled_commands": [],
             "acls": {},
@@ -60,7 +59,7 @@
                 }
             },
             "plugins": {},
-            "command_prefix": "."
+            "command_prefix": "@"
         }
     ],
     "api_keys": {

data/basic.json

@@ -0,0 +1,89 @@
+{
+	"templates": [
+		"{gives} {user} {qualifier} {adjective} {item}!{hashtag}",
+		"{gives} {user} {qualifier} {adjective} {item}!"
+	],
+
+	"parts": {
+		"gives": [
+			"snapchats",
+			"instagrams",
+			"tweets",
+			"gives",
+			"sends",
+			"pinky-promises",
+			"shows",
+			"hands"
+		],
+
+		"qualifier": [
+			"a totes",
+			"an amazingly",
+			"a basically",
+			"an orgasmic,",
+			"a super",
+			"a totally"
+		],
+
+		"adjective": [
+			"basic",
+			"amazing",
+			"cute",
+			"life-changing",
+			"sparkly",
+			"tacky",
+			"sinful",
+			"adorbs",
+			"hot pink",
+			"bedazzled",
+			"delish",
+			"carbalicious",
+			"unsatisfying",
+			"gluten-free",
+			"Pinterest-worthy",
+			"Lauren Conrad-approved",
+			"FOMO-inducing"
+		],
+
+		"item": [
+			"pumpkin spice latte",
+			"pair of Uggs",
+			"pair of yoga pants",
+			"ticket to the Taylor Swift concert",
+			"framed Marilyn Monroe quote",
+			"boozy brunch",
+			"infinity scarf",
+			"bowl of kale chips",
+			"glass of cheap bubbly",
+			"box of wine",
+			"North Face fleece",
+			"a pair of jeggings",
+			"ombré highlights",
+			"cupcake",
+			"Cosmo in a Mason jar",
+			"Audrey Hepburn poster",
+			"shameless selfie",
+			"Ryan Gosling picture"
+		],
+
+		"hashtag": [
+			"#ilovemylife",
+			"#friendsforlife",
+			"#blessed",
+			"#soblessed",
+			"#sorrynotsorry",
+			"#keepingitclassy",
+			"#obsessed",
+			"#livelaughlove",
+			"#socute",
+			"#icanteven",
+			"#feeling22",
+			"#flawless",
+			"#putaringonit",
+			"#happy",
+			"#nofilter",
+			"#amazing",
+			"#grateful"
+		]
+	}
+}

data/dhokla.json

@@ -0,0 +1,45 @@
+{
+  "templates": [
+    "{gives} {user} {flavor} {type} with {condiments} and {sauce}!",
+    "{gives} {user} {flavor} {type} with {condiments}, {condiments}, and {sauce}!",
+    "{gives} {user} {flavor} {type} with {condiments}, {condiments}, {sauce}, and {sauce}!"
+  ],
+  "parts": {
+    "gives": [
+      "hands",
+      "throws",
+      "makes",
+      "passes"
+    ],
+    "flavor": [
+      "a tasty",
+      "a delicious",
+      "an awesome",
+      "an excellent",
+      "a dhoklalicious"
+    ],
+    "condiments": [
+      "coriander",
+      "onions",
+      "lemon",
+      "peanut powder",
+      "orange zest",
+      "grilled onions",
+      "coconut powder"
+    ],
+    "type": [
+      "dhokla",
+      "sprouts dhokla",
+      "deep fried dhokla"
+    ],
+    "sauce":[
+      "imli chutney",
+      "peanut chutney",
+      "mint chutney",
+      "mango pickle",
+      "batata nu shaak",
+      "tomato chutney",
+      "thepla"
+    ]
+  }
+}

data/flirts.json

@@ -0,0 +1,69 @@
+{
+   "templates":[
+		"{user}, I bet your name's Mickey, 'cause you're so fine.",
+		"{user}, Hey, pretty mama. You smell kinda pretty, wanna smell me?",
+		"{user}, I better get out my library card, 'cause I'm checkin' you out.",
+		"{user}, If you were a booger, I'd pick you.",
+		"{user}, If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put U and I together.",
+		"{user}, I've been bad, take me to your room.",
+		"{user}, I think Heaven's missing an angel.",
+		"{user}, That shirt is very becoming on you. If I was on you, I'd be coming too.",
+		"{user}, Are you a parking ticket? Because you've got FINE written all over you.",
+		"{user}, That shirt looks good on you, it'd look better on my bedroom floor.",
+		"{user}, You have 206 bones in your body. Do you want one more?",
+		"{user}, Can I have your phone number? I seem to have lost mine.",
+		"{user}, I cant help to notice but you look a lot like my next girlfriend.",
+		"{user}, Aren't your feet tired? Because you've been running through my mind all day.",
+		"{user}, I must be asleep, 'cause you are a dream come true.",
+		"{user}, I like large posteriors and I cannot prevaricate.",
+		"{user}, How you doin'?",
+		"{user}, If I said you had a good body, would you hold it against me?",
+		"{user}, Hey, baby cakes.",
+		"{user}, Nice butt.",
+		"{user}, Did you ever realize that screw rhymes with me and you?",
+		"{user}, I'm gay but you might just turn me straight.",
+		"{user}, I love you like a fat kid loves cake.",
+		"{user}, Do you believe in love at first sight? Or should I walk by again...?",
+		"{user}, Girl, did it hurt when you fell from heaven? Cause your face is all sorts of jacked up.",
+		"{user}, Do you have a map? I think I just got lost in your eyes.",
+		"{user}, Want to see my good side? Hah, that was a trick question, all I have are good sides.",
+		"{user}, Do you work at subway? Cause you just gave me a footlong.",
+		"{user}, You look like a woman who appreciates the finer things in life. Come over here and feel my velour bedspread.",
+		"{user}, Now you're officially my woman. Kudos! I can't say I don't envy you.",
+		"{user}, I find that the most erotic part of a woman is the boobies.",
+		"{user}, I wish I was one of your tears, so I could be born in your eye, run down your cheek, and die on your lips.",
+		"{user}, If you want to climb aboard the Love Train, you've got to stand on the Love Tracks. But you might just get smushed by a very sensual cow-catcher.",
+		"{user}, It’s a good thing I wore my gloves today; otherwise, you’d be too hot to handle.",
+		"{user}, Lets say you and I knock some very /sensual/ boots.",
+		"{user}, I lost my phone number, can I have yours?",
+		"{user}, I'm here, where are your other two wishes?",
+		"{user}, Are you a parking ticket? Cause you have FINE written all over you.",
+		"{user}, Do you have a mirror in your jeans? Cause I can see myself in your ass.",
+		"{user}, Apart from being sexy, what do you do for a living?",
+		"{user}, Hi, I'm Mr. Right. Someone said you were looking for me.",
+		"{user}, Eyy bby wun sum fuk?",
+		"{user}, You got something on your chest: My eyes.",
+		"{user}, Are you from Tennessee? Cause you're the only TEN I see.",
+		"{user}, Are you an alien? Because you just abducted my heart.",
+		"{user}, Excuse me, but I think you dropped something. MY JAW!",
+		"{user}, If I followed you home, would you keep me?",
+		"{user}, I wish you were a Pony Carousel outside Walmart, so I could ride you all day long for a quarter.",
+		"{user}, I'm so sorry, it seems I've lost my keys. Do you mind if I check your pants?",
+		"{user}, Where have you been all my life?",
+		"{user}, I'm just a love machine, and I don't work for nobody but you.",
+		"{user}, Do you live on a chicken farm? Because you sure know how to raise cocks.",
+		"{user}, Are you wearing space pants? Because your ass is out of this world.",
+		"{user}, Nice legs. What time do they open?",
+		"{user}, Are you lost? Because it’s so strange to see an angel so far from heaven.",
+		"{user}, Your daddy must have been a baker, because you've got a nice set of buns.",
+		"{user}, You're so beautiful that last night you made me forget my pickup line.",
+		"{user}, I've never seen such dark eyes with so much light in them.",
+		"{user}, I think we should just be friends with sexual tension.",
+		"{user}, Whenever I see you I feel like a dog dying to get out of the car.",
+		"{user}, I wish I were on Facebook so I could poke you.",
+		"{user}, Are you my appendix? I don't know what you do or how you work but I feel like I should take you out.",
+		"{user}, I want you like JFK wanted a car with a roof."
+   ],
+   "parts": {
+    }
+}