Senior Full Stack Developer | Professional Skeptic of Tech Hype

A developer weary of reinventing the wheel, addicted to coffee and absurd metaphors.
I specialize in turning impossible requirements into functional bugs.
If you’ve ever wondered what it’s like to live trapped between Aristotle, Schopenhauer, and an endless Jira board, I’m your answer.

• Writes code in anything that compiles (or doesn’t).
• Builder of solutions that work despite ridiculous dependencies.
• Debugging wizard for systems that should never have existed.

Software development is like the art of alchemy: turning client dreams into something that (mostly) doesn’t explode.
Here you’ll find code, skepticism, and sarcastic comments embedded in commits.

• Talking to a stray cat that sneaks into my apartment (unofficial therapist).
• Collecting absurd PR reviews.
• Philosophizing about life while setting up environments that defy logic.

"Code smarter, not harder… unless it’s due yesterday, in which case, just wing it."