A Goatis-style take on the classic political compass — but for health, diet, and lifestyle.
Inspired by the structure of the SapplyValues political compass quiz, this app uses a series of weighted questions to place you on a 2D grid representing your habits and tendencies.
https://goatiscompass.github.io
Your result is determined across two axes:
- Left: Omnivore
- Right: Carnivore
- Bottom: Goy Slop
- Top: Primal Nutt
These axes are descriptive, not moral — every quadrant has trade-offs.
- Answer a set of structured questions
- Each response contributes to axis scoring
- Final position is calculated and plotted on the compass
The system is inspired by traditional political compass-style quizzes, adapted for health and lifestyle interpretation.
This compass is about tendencies, not “good vs bad”.
| Primal Nutt (Top) | Goy Slop (Bottom) | |
|---|---|---|
| Carnivore | Structured, high-discipline approach | Unstructured, instinct-driven habits |
| Omnivore | Balanced and varied approach | Flexible, convenience-driven habits |
Extremes in any direction may come with downsides — the goal is awareness, not labeling.
- Visualise your health and lifestyle patterns
- Compare results with others
- Encourage reflection without prescribing a “correct” answer
- Swift / SwiftUI
- Local scoring logic
- No backend required
Results are designed to be easily shared or screenshotted.
This project is for entertainment and general self-reflection only.
It does not provide medical, dietary, or fitness advice.
Inspired by the format of the SapplyValues political compass quiz
Styled around the content and tone of Goatis
https://guyboy1.github.io/GoatisCompass.github.io