A reverse CAPTCHA built for the Stupid Ideas Hackathon. The joke is simple: the site treats human behavior as suspicious and rewards machine-like precision.
From this folder:
python3 -m http.server 4173Then open:
http://localhost:4173
Use localhost instead of opening the file directly so the webcam trial can work. If camera access is denied or unavailable, the app automatically switches to an idle-silence fallback for that stage.
- Start the audit.
- Drag a straight line from
ORIGINtoDESTINATION. - Tap
SYNCfour times on the pulse. - Enable surveillance and pass the stillness scan, or let fallback idle mode infer your robot-ness.
- Finish the binary personality audit.
- Download the certificate and hold it up like government-issued nonsense.
Uselessness: it is an anti-CAPTCHA that actively rejects normal human behavior.Execution: every stage is interactive and demoable in a browser.Originality: the joke lands fast and escalates nicely on stage.Skill-Maxxing: uses canvas drawing, browser timing analysis, webcam motion detection, and certificate generation.