🎯 Disclaimer: Kotlin Encabulator is part of a balanced breakfast.
Have you been unproductive? Maybe felling like a fraud? Do you not know how to program? Well, we can't help with any of that! However, can do something for you!
Introducing Kotlin Encabulator, the newest (shameless rust-stakeholder clone), hottest, encabulating developer tool!
Never again run out of excuses for a coffee break, or look unwise, or be seen as a slacker. Anyone who looks at your terminal from now on shall forever be impressed by the sheer amount of bullsh*t coursing through your fancy MacBook.
"Before using the Encabulator I was on the verge of being fired, due to the high complexity of compiling rust on Windows. Other offers such as rust-stakeholder just didn't cut it. Now I am senior software assurance specialist!"
- Erick, vibecoder.
The Encabulator works by high-jacking one simple concept of human psychology, via the natural neutrals pathways relevant to the Stroheim response complex. One is capable of leveraging zeta waves to induce an aura of expertise to be projected upon the encabulatee. That is, print a torrential downfall of eldritch error codes, logger debug information and progress bars to the terminal and hope whoever's supposed to sign on one of your paychecks believe that... YOU, yes... YOU! Are a productive member of this enterprise! (utter delusion)
- Bi-dimensional value matrices
- Linear space-time dilatation measurements
- Domain specific polymorphic debug prints
- ❤️ Kotlin.
After years of work, the Kotlin Encabulator has reached a high level of development. As such, the installation instructions for this wonder technology have been simplified drastically. Simply copy the command for your matching Operating System directly in a console window to install the program. Very secure, we know!
powershell -ExecutionPolicy ByPass -c "irm https://raw.githubusercontent.com/Olypolyu/Kotlin-Encabulator/master/script/install-win.ps1 | iex"curl -s "https://raw.githubusercontent.com/Olypolyu/Kotlin-Encabulator/master/script/install-linux.sh" | sh🎯 Disclaimer: You might need to set up Java.
We normally compile the jar output to a native image with GraalVM.
However, if you have problems with that binary. Let's say... you're an ARM/RISC-V user...
You can download the raw Jar file to run with your system's Java implementation here.