Android clients do not work correctly.

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They make a few unique requests:

17:18:25 | 200 |       1.913µs | 10.0.0.161 | GET | /mobile_client_api/decider/android.json | -
17:18:25 | 404 |      19.291µs | 10.0.0.161 | GET | /1/client_applications/configuration.json | Cannot GET /1/client_applications/configuration.json
17:18:25 | 404 |      12.551µs | 10.0.0.161 | GET | /1/account/settings.json | Cannot GET /1/account/settings.json
17:18:41 | 200 |       1.735µs | 10.0.0.161 | GET | /mobile_client_api/decider/android.json | -
17:18:41 | 404 |      25.035µs | 10.0.0.161 | GET | /1/account/settings.json | Cannot GET /1/account/settings.json
17:18:41 | 404 |       5.124µs | 10.0.0.161 | GET | /1/client_applications/configuration.json | Cannot GET /1/client_applications/configuration.json
17:19:42 | 404 |      11.435µs | 10.0.0.161 | GET | /1/friends.json | Cannot GET /1/friends.json

(the one 200 is a request i implemented poorly)

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fixed crashing with #27, still very broken tho

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I'm going to close this in favor of more descriptive issues