Welcome to valmier. If you’ve seen one of my rices, you’ve seen them all. This is basically me taking a perfectly functional computer and turning it into a black-and-white movie from the 1920s, but with more bugs and less plot.
I call it "art." My CPU calls it "a cry for help."
- The Monochrome Curse Once again, I have forgotten that colors like "blue" or "red" exist. This rice features a stunning palette of dark grey, slightly darker grey, and "is my monitor even on?" black. It’s my 100th time doing this, and I still haven't learned.
- Invisible Everything I spent so much time on "minimalism" that I accidentally hid the things I actually need to use. Is there a top bar? Maybe. Is there a menu? Who knows. It’s a game of hide and seek where you always lose.
- Built on Chaos Everything here is held together by hope and some config files I found in a dark corner of the internet at 3:00 AM. If you try to use this, something will break. Not because it’s complex, but because I’m lazy.
- The "Déjà Vu" Effect If you feel like you've seen this rice before, it’s because you have. I just changed the name of the folder and hoped nobody would notice it's the same grey box as last month.
Don't. Just look at the screenshots, say "nice," and move on with your life. If you really want to copy this mess, you'll have to figure it out yourself because I’ve already forgotten which file does what.
Side effects of using valmier include:
- Extreme boredom.
- Forgeting what the color green looks like.
- Spending 5 hours a day moving a window 2 pixels to the left just to move it back.
- You questioning why the fuck did you installed this rice
- You uninstalling Sway as a whole
*Created by Tolepi, a person who clearly has an unhealthy relationship with the bg: #000000 and fg: #ffffff setting