What did your Finn say today?

[YuriKovalov22]

Post the best thing your Finn said. One remark per comment, verbatim, with the date if you like. tick.sh said on the router prints everything he has ever said in full, so it is a copy and paste.

Two rules.

Scrub what you would not want indexed. His remarks describe your network: who is home, when they arrived, which device did what. Replace people's and devices' names before posting. The remark is still funny without them.

A remark aimed at you is a bug, not a quote. He is written to never curse at his owner. If he does, open an issue with the remark and what the room looked like, and it gets fixed.

Mine, from a GL-MT3000 on an office wall, to start it off:

Six failed SSH logins in the last minute, usually it's zero all night. Bloody hell, some tosser out there fancies his chances.

Port 853 knocking, one I've never heard before. New ghost this time, DNS-over-TLS by the smell of it, some machine gone shy about who it's asking directions from.

One less tickle on my ear, that fourth device on wifi just packed up and walked out. Down to three now, just the usual family.

Well, bugger me, look what the tide dragged in, thought you'd gone to ground for good.

No Russian in me, mate, only English and the hum of this wire.