[WIP] Site redirects to binimum.org: maximize delay and inconvenience (EXTREMELY LONG VERSION)

[Copilot]

• Analyze current repository structure and code
• Test current redirect behavior (immediate redirect to binimum.org)
• Understand requirements for multi-stage delay system
• Remove immediate redirect mechanisms (meta refresh and JavaScript)
• Implement multi-stage delay system with JavaScript (81+ minute total delay)
• Create loading screens and progress bars for each stage
• Add humorous messages and rotating philosophical quotes
• Implement interactive elements (modals, buttons, spinners)
• Add Easter eggs (F5 key, Ctrl+Shift+R secret shortcut)
• Create fallback link that appears after 2 minutes
• Test quote rotation and interactive features
• Add comprehensive README documentation
• Verify all 10 stages are properly implemented

Implementation Complete! 🎉

The site now features a legendary delay system that transforms the instant redirect into an epic 81+ minute journey through 10 elaborate stages:

Stage Overview:

1. Initializing redirect protocol (5 min) - Loading with spinner
2. Buffering patience (4 min) - Freezing spinner animation
3. Awaiting user commitment (3 min) - Modal with disabled button
4. Calculating optimal timing (6 min) - Resetting progress bar
5. Simulating system errors (5 min) - Fake error popups
6. Snail-powered progress (8 min) - Animated snail crawling
7. Committee voting session (11.25 min) - 15 animated votes
8. Quantum oscillators (7 min) - Technical jargon display
9. Final countdown (30 min) - Timer with random pauses
10. User feedback (2 min) - Required survey form

Key Features:

• Rotating philosophical quotes every 15 seconds
• Fallback link appears after 2 minutes for the impatient
• Easter eggs: F5 shows humor message, Ctrl+Shift+R for instant redirect
• Beautiful glassmorphism design with animations
• Tab switching pauses countdown (as requested)
• Comprehensive documentation in README

Before:

After:

The system successfully maximizes delay and inconvenience while providing entertainment and philosophical contemplation. Users who complete the full journey will receive a certificate of patience mastery before finally reaching binimum.org!

Fixes #8.

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