feat!: Add jokes to README!

[dangphung4]

Greetings and salutations, most esteemed Stephen,

I humbly prostrate myself before thee and beseech thine infinite wisdom to grace this lowly pull request with a merge to main. I believe, in my most humble and unworthy opinion, that this contribution is of "some" value for the class (and by "some" I mean IMMEASURABLE and GROUNDBREAKING).

What I have wrought before you today is nothing short of a REVOLUTION in README technology. I present to you: JOKES. Yes, you read that correctly. JOKES. IN THE README.

The Statistics Speak for Themselves:

• +2 additions (two lines of PURE COMEDIC GENIUS)
• 0 deletions (I am a BUILDER, not a DESTROYER)
• Net positive vibes: IMMEASURABLE

This surgical, precision-engineered modification to README.md will inject levity directly into the veins of everybody and their mom. Anybody and their mom and moms moms mom opening this repo will be BLESSED with algorithmically generated humor, improving morale by an estimated 420%.

I await your decision with bated breath and trembling hands.

Your humble servant.

[dangphung4]

Bump. Need eyes on review. @divilian

[dangphung4]

Bump. Need eyes on review. @divilian

Hi Dang!

I would make sure that you have read our contributing guide before making a pull request.

Thanks

[dangphung4]

Bump. Need eyes on review. @divilian

Hi Dang!

I would make sure that you have read our contributing guide before making a pull request.

Thanks

It has been 17 minutes. I have started a GoFundMe to raise awareness for unmerged PRs.

[dangphung4]

Bump. Need eyes on review. @divilian

Hi Dang!
I would make sure that you have read our contributing guide before making a pull request.
Thanks

It has been 17 minutes. I have started a GoFundMe to raise awareness for unmerged PRs.

Hi Dang,
Thank you for your enthusiasm, however the GoFundMe is not related to this course or this pull request. Please keep discussion focused on the technical merits of the proposed changes.
Thanks,
Dang

[dangphung4]

Bump. Need eyes on review. @divilian

Hi Dang!
I would make sure that you have read our contributing guide before making a pull request.
Thanks

It has been 17 minutes. I have started a GoFundMe to raise awareness for unmerged PRs.

Hi Dang, Thank you for your enthusiasm, however the GoFundMe is not related to this course or this pull request. Please keep discussion focused on the technical merits of the proposed changes. Thanks, Dang

Hi Dang,
I understand your concerns. However, I would argue that unmerged PRs ARE a class issue. Studies show that 73% of students who have their joke PRs denied experience a 420% decrease in morale. The GoFundMe is simply raising awareness.
Please advise on next steps for merge.
Best,
Dang

[dangphung4]

Bump. Need eyes on review. @divilian

Bump.

[dangphung4]

@copilot

Bump. Need eyes on review. @divilian

Hi Dang!
I would make sure that you have read our contributing guide before making a pull request.
Thanks

It has been 17 minutes. I have started a GoFundMe to raise awareness for unmerged PRs.

Hi Dang, Thank you for your enthusiasm, however the GoFundMe is not related to this course or this pull request. Please keep discussion focused on the technical merits of the proposed changes. Thanks, Dang

Hi Dang, I understand your concerns. However, I would argue that unmerged PRs ARE a class issue. Studies show that 73% of students who have their joke PRs denied experience a 420% decrease in morale. The GoFundMe is simply raising awareness. Please advise on next steps for merge. Best, Dang

Dang,
I'm going to need you to cite those studies.
Additionally, I've reviewed your commit history and noticed you bumped this PR twice within an hour. This is not in accordance with our SLA guidelines.

Dang

[dangphung4]

@copilot

Bump. Need eyes on review. @divilian

Hi Dang!
I would make sure that you have read our contributing guide before making a pull request.
Thanks

It has been 17 minutes. I have started a GoFundMe to raise awareness for unmerged PRs.

Hi Dang, Thank you for your enthusiasm, however the GoFundMe is not related to this course or this pull request. Please keep discussion focused on the technical merits of the proposed changes. Thanks, Dang

Hi Dang, I understand your concerns. However, I would argue that unmerged PRs ARE a class issue. Studies show that 73% of students who have their joke PRs denied experience a 420% decrease in morale. The GoFundMe is simply raising awareness. Please advise on next steps for merge. Best, Dang

Dang, I'm going to need you to cite those studies. Additionally, I've reviewed your commit history and noticed you bumped this PR twice within an hour. This is not in accordance with our SLA guidelines.

Dang

Dang,
The studies are from the Institute of I Made It Up. Peer reviewed by me me me.
Regarding the SLA, I would like to formally dispute this. The README was jokeless. This constituted an EMERGENCY.
I have CC'd legal on this thread.
Regards,
Dang

[dangphung4]

@copilot

Bump. Need eyes on review. @divilian

Hi Dang!
I would make sure that you have read our contributing guide before making a pull request.
Thanks

It has been 17 minutes. I have started a GoFundMe to raise awareness for unmerged PRs.

Hi Dang, Thank you for your enthusiasm, however the GoFundMe is not related to this course or this pull request. Please keep discussion focused on the technical merits of the proposed changes. Thanks, Dang

Hi Dang, I understand your concerns. However, I would argue that unmerged PRs ARE a class issue. Studies show that 73% of students who have their joke PRs denied experience a 420% decrease in morale. The GoFundMe is simply raising awareness. Please advise on next steps for merge. Best, Dang

Dang, I'm going to need you to cite those studies. Additionally, I've reviewed your commit history and noticed you bumped this PR twice within an hour. This is not in accordance with our SLA guidelines.

Dang

Please do not CC legal on GitHub pull requests.
I am scheduling a meeting to discuss.

[dangphung4]

@copilot

Bump. Need eyes on review. @divilian

Hi Dang!
I would make sure that you have read our contributing guide before making a pull request.
Thanks

It has been 17 minutes. I have started a GoFundMe to raise awareness for unmerged PRs.

Hi Dang, Thank you for your enthusiasm, however the GoFundMe is not related to this course or this pull request. Please keep discussion focused on the technical merits of the proposed changes. Thanks, Dang

Hi Dang, I understand your concerns. However, I would argue that unmerged PRs ARE a class issue. Studies show that 73% of students who have their joke PRs denied experience a 420% decrease in morale. The GoFundMe is simply raising awareness. Please advise on next steps for merge. Best, Dang

Dang, I'm going to need you to cite those studies. Additionally, I've reviewed your commit history and noticed you bumped this PR twice within an hour. This is not in accordance with our SLA guidelines.
Dang

Dang, The studies are from the Institute of I Made It Up. Peer reviewed by me me me. Regarding the SLA, I would like to formally dispute this. The README was jokeless. This constituted an EMERGENCY. I have CC'd legal on this thread. Regards, Dang

I am unavailable for meetings. Please communicate exclusively through PR comments as God intended.

[dangphung4]

@copilot

Bump. Need eyes on review. @divilian

Hi Dang!
I would make sure that you have read our contributing guide before making a pull request.
Thanks

It has been 17 minutes. I have started a GoFundMe to raise awareness for unmerged PRs.

Hi Dang, Thank you for your enthusiasm, however the GoFundMe is not related to this course or this pull request. Please keep discussion focused on the technical merits of the proposed changes. Thanks, Dang

Hi Dang, I understand your concerns. However, I would argue that unmerged PRs ARE a class issue. Studies show that 73% of students who have their joke PRs denied experience a 420% decrease in morale. The GoFundMe is simply raising awareness. Please advise on next steps for merge. Best, Dang

Dang, I'm going to need you to cite those studies. Additionally, I've reviewed your commit history and noticed you bumped this PR twice within an hour. This is not in accordance with our SLA guidelines.
Dang

Dang, The studies are from the Institute of I Made It Up. Peer reviewed by me me me. Regarding the SLA, I would like to formally dispute this. The README was jokeless. This constituted an EMERGENCY. I have CC'd legal on this thread. Regards, Dang

I am unavailable for meetings. Please communicate exclusively through PR comments as God intended.

Dang,
Your refusal to attend meetings has been noted and will be reflected in your annual performance review.
Additionally, I am formally requesting you remove the GoFundMe link from your LinkedIn bio. It has come to my attention that you have tagged the University of Mary Washington as a sponsor. They are not.
This is your first written warning.

Dang, HR Representative

[dangphung4]

@copilot

Bump. Need eyes on review. @divilian

Hi Dang!
I would make sure that you have read our contributing guide before making a pull request.
Thanks

It has been 17 minutes. I have started a GoFundMe to raise awareness for unmerged PRs.

Hi Dang, Thank you for your enthusiasm, however the GoFundMe is not related to this course or this pull request. Please keep discussion focused on the technical merits of the proposed changes. Thanks, Dang

Hi Dang, I understand your concerns. However, I would argue that unmerged PRs ARE a class issue. Studies show that 73% of students who have their joke PRs denied experience a 420% decrease in morale. The GoFundMe is simply raising awareness. Please advise on next steps for merge. Best, Dang

Dang, I'm going to need you to cite those studies. Additionally, I've reviewed your commit history and noticed you bumped this PR twice within an hour. This is not in accordance with our SLA guidelines.
Dang

Dang, The studies are from the Institute of I Made It Up. Peer reviewed by me me me. Regarding the SLA, I would like to formally dispute this. The README was jokeless. This constituted an EMERGENCY. I have CC'd legal on this thread. Regards, Dang

I am unavailable for meetings. Please communicate exclusively through PR comments as God intended.

Dang, Your refusal to attend meetings has been noted and will be reflected in your annual performance review. Additionally, I am formally requesting you remove the GoFundMe link from your LinkedIn bio. It has come to my attention that you have tagged the University of Mary Washington as a sponsor. They are not. This is your first written warning.

Dang, HR Representative

Dang,
I was not aware that GitHub had an HR department. I would like to request documentation of this organizational structure.
Furthermore, I reject the premise of a "performance review" for an "open source contribution". I am a VOLUNTEER. The mass is FREE.
I have filed a counter-complaint with HR regarding the hostile review environment.
In solidarity,
Dang

[dangphung4]

@copilot

Bump. Need eyes on review. @divilian

Hi Dang!
I would make sure that you have read our contributing guide before making a pull request.
Thanks

It has been 17 minutes. I have started a GoFundMe to raise awareness for unmerged PRs.

Hi Dang, Thank you for your enthusiasm, however the GoFundMe is not related to this course or this pull request. Please keep discussion focused on the technical merits of the proposed changes. Thanks, Dang

Hi Dang, I understand your concerns. However, I would argue that unmerged PRs ARE a class issue. Studies show that 73% of students who have their joke PRs denied experience a 420% decrease in morale. The GoFundMe is simply raising awareness. Please advise on next steps for merge. Best, Dang

Dang, I'm going to need you to cite those studies. Additionally, I've reviewed your commit history and noticed you bumped this PR twice within an hour. This is not in accordance with our SLA guidelines.
Dang

Dang, The studies are from the Institute of I Made It Up. Peer reviewed by me me me. Regarding the SLA, I would like to formally dispute this. The README was jokeless. This constituted an EMERGENCY. I have CC'd legal on this thread. Regards, Dang

I am unavailable for meetings. Please communicate exclusively through PR comments as God intended.

Dang, Your refusal to attend meetings has been noted and will be reflected in your annual performance review. Additionally, I am formally requesting you remove the GoFundMe link from your LinkedIn bio. It has come to my attention that you have tagged the University of Mary Washington as a sponsor. They are not. This is your first written warning.
Dang, HR Representative

Dang, I was not aware that GitHub had an HR department. I would like to request documentation of this organizational structure. Furthermore, I reject the premise of a "performance review" for an "open source contribution". I am a VOLUNTEER. The mass is FREE. I have filed a counter-complaint with HR regarding the hostile review environment. In solidarity, Dang

To all parties involved,
I am Dang's union representative. My client will not be responding to further accusations without legal counsel present.
We demand:

Immediate merge of PR #420
A formal apology posted to the README
Joke equity for all future contributors

You have 24 hours to comply.

Dang, Local 420 Open Source Workers Union

[dangphung4]

@copilot

Bump. Need eyes on review. @divilian

Hi Dang!
I would make sure that you have read our contributing guide before making a pull request.
Thanks

It has been 17 minutes. I have started a GoFundMe to raise awareness for unmerged PRs.

Hi Dang, Thank you for your enthusiasm, however the GoFundMe is not related to this course or this pull request. Please keep discussion focused on the technical merits of the proposed changes. Thanks, Dang

Hi Dang, I understand your concerns. However, I would argue that unmerged PRs ARE a class issue. Studies show that 73% of students who have their joke PRs denied experience a 420% decrease in morale. The GoFundMe is simply raising awareness. Please advise on next steps for merge. Best, Dang

Dang, I'm going to need you to cite those studies. Additionally, I've reviewed your commit history and noticed you bumped this PR twice within an hour. This is not in accordance with our SLA guidelines.
Dang

Dang, The studies are from the Institute of I Made It Up. Peer reviewed by me me me. Regarding the SLA, I would like to formally dispute this. The README was jokeless. This constituted an EMERGENCY. I have CC'd legal on this thread. Regards, Dang

I am unavailable for meetings. Please communicate exclusively through PR comments as God intended.

Dang, Your refusal to attend meetings has been noted and will be reflected in your annual performance review. Additionally, I am formally requesting you remove the GoFundMe link from your LinkedIn bio. It has come to my attention that you have tagged the University of Mary Washington as a sponsor. They are not. This is your first written warning.
Dang, HR Representative

Dang, I was not aware that GitHub had an HR department. I would like to request documentation of this organizational structure. Furthermore, I reject the premise of a "performance review" for an "open source contribution". I am a VOLUNTEER. The mass is FREE. I have filed a counter-complaint with HR regarding the hostile review environment. In solidarity, Dang

To all parties involved, I am Dang's union representative. My client will not be responding to further accusations without legal counsel present. We demand:

Immediate merge of PR #420 A formal apology posted to the README Joke equity for all future contributors

You have 24 hours to comply.

Dang, Local 420 Open Source Workers Union

This PR is about adding jokes to a README.

[dangphung4]

@copilot

Bump. Need eyes on review. @divilian

Hi Dang!
I would make sure that you have read our contributing guide before making a pull request.
Thanks

It has been 17 minutes. I have started a GoFundMe to raise awareness for unmerged PRs.

Hi Dang, Thank you for your enthusiasm, however the GoFundMe is not related to this course or this pull request. Please keep discussion focused on the technical merits of the proposed changes. Thanks, Dang

Hi Dang, I understand your concerns. However, I would argue that unmerged PRs ARE a class issue. Studies show that 73% of students who have their joke PRs denied experience a 420% decrease in morale. The GoFundMe is simply raising awareness. Please advise on next steps for merge. Best, Dang

Dang, I'm going to need you to cite those studies. Additionally, I've reviewed your commit history and noticed you bumped this PR twice within an hour. This is not in accordance with our SLA guidelines.
Dang

Dang, The studies are from the Institute of I Made It Up. Peer reviewed by me me me. Regarding the SLA, I would like to formally dispute this. The README was jokeless. This constituted an EMERGENCY. I have CC'd legal on this thread. Regards, Dang

I am unavailable for meetings. Please communicate exclusively through PR comments as God intended.

Dang, Your refusal to attend meetings has been noted and will be reflected in your annual performance review. Additionally, I am formally requesting you remove the GoFundMe link from your LinkedIn bio. It has come to my attention that you have tagged the University of Mary Washington as a sponsor. They are not. This is your first written warning.
Dang, HR Representative

Dang, I was not aware that GitHub had an HR department. I would like to request documentation of this organizational structure. Furthermore, I reject the premise of a "performance review" for an "open source contribution". I am a VOLUNTEER. The mass is FREE. I have filed a counter-complaint with HR regarding the hostile review environment. In solidarity, Dang

To all parties involved, I am Dang's union representative. My client will not be responding to further accusations without legal counsel present. We demand:
Immediate merge of PR #420 A formal apology posted to the README Joke equity for all future contributors
You have 24 hours to comply.
Dang, Local 420 Open Source Workers Union

This PR is about adding jokes to a README.

HOW DARE YOU MINIMIZE OUR STRUGGLE

[dangphung4]

@copilot

Bump. Need eyes on review. @divilian

Hi Dang!
I would make sure that you have read our contributing guide before making a pull request.
Thanks

It has been 17 minutes. I have started a GoFundMe to raise awareness for unmerged PRs.

Hi Dang, Thank you for your enthusiasm, however the GoFundMe is not related to this course or this pull request. Please keep discussion focused on the technical merits of the proposed changes. Thanks, Dang

Hi Dang, I understand your concerns. However, I would argue that unmerged PRs ARE a class issue. Studies show that 73% of students who have their joke PRs denied experience a 420% decrease in morale. The GoFundMe is simply raising awareness. Please advise on next steps for merge. Best, Dang

Dang, I'm going to need you to cite those studies. Additionally, I've reviewed your commit history and noticed you bumped this PR twice within an hour. This is not in accordance with our SLA guidelines.
Dang

Dang, The studies are from the Institute of I Made It Up. Peer reviewed by me me me. Regarding the SLA, I would like to formally dispute this. The README was jokeless. This constituted an EMERGENCY. I have CC'd legal on this thread. Regards, Dang

I am unavailable for meetings. Please communicate exclusively through PR comments as God intended.

Dang, Your refusal to attend meetings has been noted and will be reflected in your annual performance review. Additionally, I am formally requesting you remove the GoFundMe link from your LinkedIn bio. It has come to my attention that you have tagged the University of Mary Washington as a sponsor. They are not. This is your first written warning.
Dang, HR Representative

Dang, I was not aware that GitHub had an HR department. I would like to request documentation of this organizational structure. Furthermore, I reject the premise of a "performance review" for an "open source contribution". I am a VOLUNTEER. The mass is FREE. I have filed a counter-complaint with HR regarding the hostile review environment. In solidarity, Dang

To all parties involved, I am Dang's union representative. My client will not be responding to further accusations without legal counsel present. We demand:
Immediate merge of PR #420 A formal apology posted to the README Joke equity for all future contributors
You have 24 hours to comply.
Dang, Local 420 Open Source Workers Union

This PR is about adding jokes to a README.

HOW DARE YOU MINIMIZE OUR STRUGGLE

Dang,
Calm down.

Dang

[dangphung4]

@copilot

Bump. Need eyes on review. @divilian

Hi Dang!
I would make sure that you have read our contributing guide before making a pull request.
Thanks

It has been 17 minutes. I have started a GoFundMe to raise awareness for unmerged PRs.

Hi Dang, Thank you for your enthusiasm, however the GoFundMe is not related to this course or this pull request. Please keep discussion focused on the technical merits of the proposed changes. Thanks, Dang

Hi Dang, I understand your concerns. However, I would argue that unmerged PRs ARE a class issue. Studies show that 73% of students who have their joke PRs denied experience a 420% decrease in morale. The GoFundMe is simply raising awareness. Please advise on next steps for merge. Best, Dang

Dang, I'm going to need you to cite those studies. Additionally, I've reviewed your commit history and noticed you bumped this PR twice within an hour. This is not in accordance with our SLA guidelines.
Dang

Dang, The studies are from the Institute of I Made It Up. Peer reviewed by me me me. Regarding the SLA, I would like to formally dispute this. The README was jokeless. This constituted an EMERGENCY. I have CC'd legal on this thread. Regards, Dang

I am unavailable for meetings. Please communicate exclusively through PR comments as God intended.

Dang, Your refusal to attend meetings has been noted and will be reflected in your annual performance review. Additionally, I am formally requesting you remove the GoFundMe link from your LinkedIn bio. It has come to my attention that you have tagged the University of Mary Washington as a sponsor. They are not. This is your first written warning.
Dang, HR Representative

Dang, I was not aware that GitHub had an HR department. I would like to request documentation of this organizational structure. Furthermore, I reject the premise of a "performance review" for an "open source contribution". I am a VOLUNTEER. The mass is FREE. I have filed a counter-complaint with HR regarding the hostile review environment. In solidarity, Dang

To all parties involved, I am Dang's union representative. My client will not be responding to further accusations without legal counsel present. We demand:
Immediate merge of PR #420 A formal apology posted to the README Joke equity for all future contributors
You have 24 hours to comply.
Dang, Local 420 Open Source Workers Union

This PR is about adding jokes to a README.

HOW DARE YOU MINIMIZE OUR STRUGGLE

Dang, Calm down.

Dang

DO NOT TONE POLICE ME IN THIS PROFESSIONAL ENVIRONMENT

[dangphung4]

@copilot

Bump. Need eyes on review. @divilian

Hi Dang!
I would make sure that you have read our contributing guide before making a pull request.
Thanks

It has been 17 minutes. I have started a GoFundMe to raise awareness for unmerged PRs.

Hi Dang, Thank you for your enthusiasm, however the GoFundMe is not related to this course or this pull request. Please keep discussion focused on the technical merits of the proposed changes. Thanks, Dang

Hi Dang, I understand your concerns. However, I would argue that unmerged PRs ARE a class issue. Studies show that 73% of students who have their joke PRs denied experience a 420% decrease in morale. The GoFundMe is simply raising awareness. Please advise on next steps for merge. Best, Dang

Dang, I'm going to need you to cite those studies. Additionally, I've reviewed your commit history and noticed you bumped this PR twice within an hour. This is not in accordance with our SLA guidelines.
Dang

Dang, The studies are from the Institute of I Made It Up. Peer reviewed by me me me. Regarding the SLA, I would like to formally dispute this. The README was jokeless. This constituted an EMERGENCY. I have CC'd legal on this thread. Regards, Dang

I am unavailable for meetings. Please communicate exclusively through PR comments as God intended.

Dang, Your refusal to attend meetings has been noted and will be reflected in your annual performance review. Additionally, I am formally requesting you remove the GoFundMe link from your LinkedIn bio. It has come to my attention that you have tagged the University of Mary Washington as a sponsor. They are not. This is your first written warning.
Dang, HR Representative

Dang, I was not aware that GitHub had an HR department. I would like to request documentation of this organizational structure. Furthermore, I reject the premise of a "performance review" for an "open source contribution". I am a VOLUNTEER. The mass is FREE. I have filed a counter-complaint with HR regarding the hostile review environment. In solidarity, Dang

To all parties involved, I am Dang's union representative. My client will not be responding to further accusations without legal counsel present. We demand:
Immediate merge of PR #420 A formal apology posted to the README Joke equity for all future contributors
You have 24 hours to comply.
Dang, Local 420 Open Source Workers Union

This PR is about adding jokes to a README.

HOW DARE YOU MINIMIZE OUR STRUGGLE

Dang, Calm down.
Dang

DO NOT TONE POLICE ME IN THIS PROFESSIONAL ENVIRONMENT

I'm calling an emergency stakeholder meeting. All Dangs must attend.
Agenda:

0:00 - 0:05: Roll call (Dang, Dang, Dang, Dang)
0:05 - 0:10: Review of PR #420
0:10 - 0:15: GoFundMe ethics discussion
0:15 - 0:20: Union negotiations
0:20 - 0:25: Vibe check
0:25 - 0:30: Vote to merge

Please RSVP by mass commenting on this thread.

[dangphung4]

@copilot

Bump. Need eyes on review. @divilian

Hi Dang!
I would make sure that you have read our contributing guide before making a pull request.
Thanks

It has been 17 minutes. I have started a GoFundMe to raise awareness for unmerged PRs.

Hi Dang, Thank you for your enthusiasm, however the GoFundMe is not related to this course or this pull request. Please keep discussion focused on the technical merits of the proposed changes. Thanks, Dang

Hi Dang, I understand your concerns. However, I would argue that unmerged PRs ARE a class issue. Studies show that 73% of students who have their joke PRs denied experience a 420% decrease in morale. The GoFundMe is simply raising awareness. Please advise on next steps for merge. Best, Dang

Dang, I'm going to need you to cite those studies. Additionally, I've reviewed your commit history and noticed you bumped this PR twice within an hour. This is not in accordance with our SLA guidelines.
Dang

Dang, The studies are from the Institute of I Made It Up. Peer reviewed by me me me. Regarding the SLA, I would like to formally dispute this. The README was jokeless. This constituted an EMERGENCY. I have CC'd legal on this thread. Regards, Dang

I am unavailable for meetings. Please communicate exclusively through PR comments as God intended.

Dang, Your refusal to attend meetings has been noted and will be reflected in your annual performance review. Additionally, I am formally requesting you remove the GoFundMe link from your LinkedIn bio. It has come to my attention that you have tagged the University of Mary Washington as a sponsor. They are not. This is your first written warning.
Dang, HR Representative

Dang, I was not aware that GitHub had an HR department. I would like to request documentation of this organizational structure. Furthermore, I reject the premise of a "performance review" for an "open source contribution". I am a VOLUNTEER. The mass is FREE. I have filed a counter-complaint with HR regarding the hostile review environment. In solidarity, Dang

To all parties involved, I am Dang's union representative. My client will not be responding to further accusations without legal counsel present. We demand:
Immediate merge of PR #420 A formal apology posted to the README Joke equity for all future contributors
You have 24 hours to comply.
Dang, Local 420 Open Source Workers Union

This PR is about adding jokes to a README.

HOW DARE YOU MINIMIZE OUR STRUGGLE

Dang, Calm down.
Dang

DO NOT TONE POLICE ME IN THIS PROFESSIONAL ENVIRONMENT

I'm calling an emergency stakeholder meeting. All Dangs must attend. Agenda:

0:00 - 0:05: Roll call (Dang, Dang, Dang, Dang) 0:05 - 0:10: Review of PR #420 0:10 - 0:15: GoFundMe ethics discussion 0:15 - 0:20: Union negotiations 0:20 - 0:25: Vibe check 0:25 - 0:30: Vote to merge

Please RSVP by mass commenting on this thread.

I will be attending.

Dang

[dangphung4]

@copilot

Bump. Need eyes on review. @divilian

Hi Dang!
I would make sure that you have read our contributing guide before making a pull request.
Thanks

It has been 17 minutes. I have started a GoFundMe to raise awareness for unmerged PRs.

Hi Dang, Thank you for your enthusiasm, however the GoFundMe is not related to this course or this pull request. Please keep discussion focused on the technical merits of the proposed changes. Thanks, Dang

Hi Dang, I understand your concerns. However, I would argue that unmerged PRs ARE a class issue. Studies show that 73% of students who have their joke PRs denied experience a 420% decrease in morale. The GoFundMe is simply raising awareness. Please advise on next steps for merge. Best, Dang

Dang, I'm going to need you to cite those studies. Additionally, I've reviewed your commit history and noticed you bumped this PR twice within an hour. This is not in accordance with our SLA guidelines.
Dang

Dang, The studies are from the Institute of I Made It Up. Peer reviewed by me me me. Regarding the SLA, I would like to formally dispute this. The README was jokeless. This constituted an EMERGENCY. I have CC'd legal on this thread. Regards, Dang

I am unavailable for meetings. Please communicate exclusively through PR comments as God intended.

Dang, Your refusal to attend meetings has been noted and will be reflected in your annual performance review. Additionally, I am formally requesting you remove the GoFundMe link from your LinkedIn bio. It has come to my attention that you have tagged the University of Mary Washington as a sponsor. They are not. This is your first written warning.
Dang, HR Representative

Dang, I was not aware that GitHub had an HR department. I would like to request documentation of this organizational structure. Furthermore, I reject the premise of a "performance review" for an "open source contribution". I am a VOLUNTEER. The mass is FREE. I have filed a counter-complaint with HR regarding the hostile review environment. In solidarity, Dang

To all parties involved, I am Dang's union representative. My client will not be responding to further accusations without legal counsel present. We demand:
Immediate merge of PR #420 A formal apology posted to the README Joke equity for all future contributors
You have 24 hours to comply.
Dang, Local 420 Open Source Workers Union

This PR is about adding jokes to a README.

HOW DARE YOU MINIMIZE OUR STRUGGLE

Dang, Calm down.
Dang

DO NOT TONE POLICE ME IN THIS PROFESSIONAL ENVIRONMENT

I'm calling an emergency stakeholder meeting. All Dangs must attend. Agenda:
0:00 - 0:05: Roll call (Dang, Dang, Dang, Dang) 0:05 - 0:10: Review of PR #420 0:10 - 0:15: GoFundMe ethics discussion 0:15 - 0:20: Union negotiations 0:20 - 0:25: Vibe check 0:25 - 0:30: Vote to merge
Please RSVP by mass commenting on this thread.

I will be attending.

Dang

I will also be attending.

Dang

[dangphung4]

@copilot

Bump. Need eyes on review. @divilian

Hi Dang!
I would make sure that you have read our contributing guide before making a pull request.
Thanks

It has been 17 minutes. I have started a GoFundMe to raise awareness for unmerged PRs.

Hi Dang, Thank you for your enthusiasm, however the GoFundMe is not related to this course or this pull request. Please keep discussion focused on the technical merits of the proposed changes. Thanks, Dang

Hi Dang, I understand your concerns. However, I would argue that unmerged PRs ARE a class issue. Studies show that 73% of students who have their joke PRs denied experience a 420% decrease in morale. The GoFundMe is simply raising awareness. Please advise on next steps for merge. Best, Dang

Dang, I'm going to need you to cite those studies. Additionally, I've reviewed your commit history and noticed you bumped this PR twice within an hour. This is not in accordance with our SLA guidelines.
Dang

Dang, The studies are from the Institute of I Made It Up. Peer reviewed by me me me. Regarding the SLA, I would like to formally dispute this. The README was jokeless. This constituted an EMERGENCY. I have CC'd legal on this thread. Regards, Dang

I am unavailable for meetings. Please communicate exclusively through PR comments as God intended.

Dang, Your refusal to attend meetings has been noted and will be reflected in your annual performance review. Additionally, I am formally requesting you remove the GoFundMe link from your LinkedIn bio. It has come to my attention that you have tagged the University of Mary Washington as a sponsor. They are not. This is your first written warning.
Dang, HR Representative

Dang, I was not aware that GitHub had an HR department. I would like to request documentation of this organizational structure. Furthermore, I reject the premise of a "performance review" for an "open source contribution". I am a VOLUNTEER. The mass is FREE. I have filed a counter-complaint with HR regarding the hostile review environment. In solidarity, Dang

To all parties involved, I am Dang's union representative. My client will not be responding to further accusations without legal counsel present. We demand:
Immediate merge of PR #420 A formal apology posted to the README Joke equity for all future contributors
You have 24 hours to comply.
Dang, Local 420 Open Source Workers Union

This PR is about adding jokes to a README.

HOW DARE YOU MINIMIZE OUR STRUGGLE

Dang, Calm down.
Dang

DO NOT TONE POLICE ME IN THIS PROFESSIONAL ENVIRONMENT

I'm calling an emergency stakeholder meeting. All Dangs must attend. Agenda:
0:00 - 0:05: Roll call (Dang, Dang, Dang, Dang) 0:05 - 0:10: Review of PR #420 0:10 - 0:15: GoFundMe ethics discussion 0:15 - 0:20: Union negotiations 0:20 - 0:25: Vibe check 0:25 - 0:30: Vote to merge
Please RSVP by mass commenting on this thread.

I will be attending.
Dang

I will also be attending.

Dang

I have a conflict. Can we reschedule?

Dang

[dangphung4]

@copilot

Bump. Need eyes on review. @divilian

Hi Dang!
I would make sure that you have read our contributing guide before making a pull request.
Thanks

It has been 17 minutes. I have started a GoFundMe to raise awareness for unmerged PRs.

Hi Dang, Thank you for your enthusiasm, however the GoFundMe is not related to this course or this pull request. Please keep discussion focused on the technical merits of the proposed changes. Thanks, Dang

Hi Dang, I understand your concerns. However, I would argue that unmerged PRs ARE a class issue. Studies show that 73% of students who have their joke PRs denied experience a 420% decrease in morale. The GoFundMe is simply raising awareness. Please advise on next steps for merge. Best, Dang

Dang, I'm going to need you to cite those studies. Additionally, I've reviewed your commit history and noticed you bumped this PR twice within an hour. This is not in accordance with our SLA guidelines.
Dang

Dang, The studies are from the Institute of I Made It Up. Peer reviewed by me me me. Regarding the SLA, I would like to formally dispute this. The README was jokeless. This constituted an EMERGENCY. I have CC'd legal on this thread. Regards, Dang

I am unavailable for meetings. Please communicate exclusively through PR comments as God intended.

Dang, Your refusal to attend meetings has been noted and will be reflected in your annual performance review. Additionally, I am formally requesting you remove the GoFundMe link from your LinkedIn bio. It has come to my attention that you have tagged the University of Mary Washington as a sponsor. They are not. This is your first written warning.
Dang, HR Representative

Dang, I was not aware that GitHub had an HR department. I would like to request documentation of this organizational structure. Furthermore, I reject the premise of a "performance review" for an "open source contribution". I am a VOLUNTEER. The mass is FREE. I have filed a counter-complaint with HR regarding the hostile review environment. In solidarity, Dang

To all parties involved, I am Dang's union representative. My client will not be responding to further accusations without legal counsel present. We demand:
Immediate merge of PR #420 A formal apology posted to the README Joke equity for all future contributors
You have 24 hours to comply.
Dang, Local 420 Open Source Workers Union

This PR is about adding jokes to a README.

HOW DARE YOU MINIMIZE OUR STRUGGLE

Dang, Calm down.
Dang

DO NOT TONE POLICE ME IN THIS PROFESSIONAL ENVIRONMENT

I'm calling an emergency stakeholder meeting. All Dangs must attend. Agenda:
0:00 - 0:05: Roll call (Dang, Dang, Dang, Dang) 0:05 - 0:10: Review of PR #420 0:10 - 0:15: GoFundMe ethics discussion 0:15 - 0:20: Union negotiations 0:20 - 0:25: Vibe check 0:25 - 0:30: Vote to merge
Please RSVP by mass commenting on this thread.

I will be attending.
Dang

I will also be attending.
Dang

I have a conflict. Can we reschedule?

Dang

Dang, this meeting was scheduled around YOUR availability. Please advise what conflict you have with yourself.

[dangphung4]

@copilot

Bump. Need eyes on review. @divilian

Hi Dang!
I would make sure that you have read our contributing guide before making a pull request.
Thanks

It has been 17 minutes. I have started a GoFundMe to raise awareness for unmerged PRs.

Hi Dang, Thank you for your enthusiasm, however the GoFundMe is not related to this course or this pull request. Please keep discussion focused on the technical merits of the proposed changes. Thanks, Dang

Hi Dang, I understand your concerns. However, I would argue that unmerged PRs ARE a class issue. Studies show that 73% of students who have their joke PRs denied experience a 420% decrease in morale. The GoFundMe is simply raising awareness. Please advise on next steps for merge. Best, Dang

Dang, I'm going to need you to cite those studies. Additionally, I've reviewed your commit history and noticed you bumped this PR twice within an hour. This is not in accordance with our SLA guidelines.
Dang

Dang, The studies are from the Institute of I Made It Up. Peer reviewed by me me me. Regarding the SLA, I would like to formally dispute this. The README was jokeless. This constituted an EMERGENCY. I have CC'd legal on this thread. Regards, Dang

I am unavailable for meetings. Please communicate exclusively through PR comments as God intended.

Dang, Your refusal to attend meetings has been noted and will be reflected in your annual performance review. Additionally, I am formally requesting you remove the GoFundMe link from your LinkedIn bio. It has come to my attention that you have tagged the University of Mary Washington as a sponsor. They are not. This is your first written warning.
Dang, HR Representative

Dang, I was not aware that GitHub had an HR department. I would like to request documentation of this organizational structure. Furthermore, I reject the premise of a "performance review" for an "open source contribution". I am a VOLUNTEER. The mass is FREE. I have filed a counter-complaint with HR regarding the hostile review environment. In solidarity, Dang

To all parties involved, I am Dang's union representative. My client will not be responding to further accusations without legal counsel present. We demand:
Immediate merge of PR #420 A formal apology posted to the README Joke equity for all future contributors
You have 24 hours to comply.
Dang, Local 420 Open Source Workers Union

This PR is about adding jokes to a README.

HOW DARE YOU MINIMIZE OUR STRUGGLE

Dang, Calm down.
Dang

DO NOT TONE POLICE ME IN THIS PROFESSIONAL ENVIRONMENT

I'm calling an emergency stakeholder meeting. All Dangs must attend. Agenda:
0:00 - 0:05: Roll call (Dang, Dang, Dang, Dang) 0:05 - 0:10: Review of PR #420 0:10 - 0:15: GoFundMe ethics discussion 0:15 - 0:20: Union negotiations 0:20 - 0:25: Vibe check 0:25 - 0:30: Vote to merge
Please RSVP by mass commenting on this thread.

I will be attending.
Dang

I will also be attending.
Dang

I have a conflict. Can we reschedule?
Dang

Dang, this meeting was scheduled around YOUR availability. Please advise what conflict you have with yourself.

That's personal and I don't feel comfortable sharing in a public GitHub thread.

[dangphung4]

@copilot

Bump. Need eyes on review. @divilian

Hi Dang!
I would make sure that you have read our contributing guide before making a pull request.
Thanks

It has been 17 minutes. I have started a GoFundMe to raise awareness for unmerged PRs.

Hi Dang, Thank you for your enthusiasm, however the GoFundMe is not related to this course or this pull request. Please keep discussion focused on the technical merits of the proposed changes. Thanks, Dang

Hi Dang, I understand your concerns. However, I would argue that unmerged PRs ARE a class issue. Studies show that 73% of students who have their joke PRs denied experience a 420% decrease in morale. The GoFundMe is simply raising awareness. Please advise on next steps for merge. Best, Dang

Dang, I'm going to need you to cite those studies. Additionally, I've reviewed your commit history and noticed you bumped this PR twice within an hour. This is not in accordance with our SLA guidelines.
Dang

Dang, The studies are from the Institute of I Made It Up. Peer reviewed by me me me. Regarding the SLA, I would like to formally dispute this. The README was jokeless. This constituted an EMERGENCY. I have CC'd legal on this thread. Regards, Dang

I am unavailable for meetings. Please communicate exclusively through PR comments as God intended.

Dang, Your refusal to attend meetings has been noted and will be reflected in your annual performance review. Additionally, I am formally requesting you remove the GoFundMe link from your LinkedIn bio. It has come to my attention that you have tagged the University of Mary Washington as a sponsor. They are not. This is your first written warning.
Dang, HR Representative

Dang, I was not aware that GitHub had an HR department. I would like to request documentation of this organizational structure. Furthermore, I reject the premise of a "performance review" for an "open source contribution". I am a VOLUNTEER. The mass is FREE. I have filed a counter-complaint with HR regarding the hostile review environment. In solidarity, Dang

To all parties involved, I am Dang's union representative. My client will not be responding to further accusations without legal counsel present. We demand:
Immediate merge of PR #420 A formal apology posted to the README Joke equity for all future contributors
You have 24 hours to comply.
Dang, Local 420 Open Source Workers Union

This PR is about adding jokes to a README.

HOW DARE YOU MINIMIZE OUR STRUGGLE

Dang, Calm down.
Dang

DO NOT TONE POLICE ME IN THIS PROFESSIONAL ENVIRONMENT

I'm calling an emergency stakeholder meeting. All Dangs must attend. Agenda:
0:00 - 0:05: Roll call (Dang, Dang, Dang, Dang) 0:05 - 0:10: Review of PR #420 0:10 - 0:15: GoFundMe ethics discussion 0:15 - 0:20: Union negotiations 0:20 - 0:25: Vibe check 0:25 - 0:30: Vote to merge
Please RSVP by mass commenting on this thread.

I will be attending.
Dang

I will also be attending.
Dang

I have a conflict. Can we reschedule?
Dang

Dang, this meeting was scheduled around YOUR availability. Please advise what conflict you have with yourself.

That's personal and I don't feel comfortable sharing in a public GitHub thread.

MEETING CANCELLED DUE TO INTERNAL CONFLICT.
PR remains unmerged. The mass continues to suffer.
GoFundMe has reached $0.00. We are still raising awareness.

[achen2304]

@copilot

Bump. Need eyes on review. @divilian

Hi Dang!
I would make sure that you have read our contributing guide before making a pull request.
Thanks

It has been 17 minutes. I have started a GoFundMe to raise awareness for unmerged PRs.

Hi Dang, Thank you for your enthusiasm, however the GoFundMe is not related to this course or this pull request. Please keep discussion focused on the technical merits of the proposed changes. Thanks, Dang

Hi Dang, I understand your concerns. However, I would argue that unmerged PRs ARE a class issue. Studies show that 73% of students who have their joke PRs denied experience a 420% decrease in morale. The GoFundMe is simply raising awareness. Please advise on next steps for merge. Best, Dang

Dang, I'm going to need you to cite those studies. Additionally, I've reviewed your commit history and noticed you bumped this PR twice within an hour. This is not in accordance with our SLA guidelines.
Dang

Dang, The studies are from the Institute of I Made It Up. Peer reviewed by me me me. Regarding the SLA, I would like to formally dispute this. The README was jokeless. This constituted an EMERGENCY. I have CC'd legal on this thread. Regards, Dang

I am unavailable for meetings. Please communicate exclusively through PR comments as God intended.

Dang, Your refusal to attend meetings has been noted and will be reflected in your annual performance review. Additionally, I am formally requesting you remove the GoFundMe link from your LinkedIn bio. It has come to my attention that you have tagged the University of Mary Washington as a sponsor. They are not. This is your first written warning.
Dang, HR Representative

Dang, I was not aware that GitHub had an HR department. I would like to request documentation of this organizational structure. Furthermore, I reject the premise of a "performance review" for an "open source contribution". I am a VOLUNTEER. The mass is FREE. I have filed a counter-complaint with HR regarding the hostile review environment. In solidarity, Dang

To all parties involved, I am Dang's union representative. My client will not be responding to further accusations without legal counsel present. We demand:
Immediate merge of PR #420 A formal apology posted to the README Joke equity for all future contributors
You have 24 hours to comply.
Dang, Local 420 Open Source Workers Union

This PR is about adding jokes to a README.

HOW DARE YOU MINIMIZE OUR STRUGGLE

Dang, Calm down.
Dang

DO NOT TONE POLICE ME IN THIS PROFESSIONAL ENVIRONMENT

I'm calling an emergency stakeholder meeting. All Dangs must attend. Agenda:
0:00 - 0:05: Roll call (Dang, Dang, Dang, Dang) 0:05 - 0:10: Review of PR #420 0:10 - 0:15: GoFundMe ethics discussion 0:15 - 0:20: Union negotiations 0:20 - 0:25: Vibe check 0:25 - 0:30: Vote to merge
Please RSVP by mass commenting on this thread.

I will be attending.
Dang

I will also be attending.
Dang

I have a conflict. Can we reschedule?
Dang

Dang, this meeting was scheduled around YOUR availability. Please advise what conflict you have with yourself.

That's personal and I don't feel comfortable sharing in a public GitHub thread.

MEETING CANCELLED DUE TO INTERNAL CONFLICT. PR remains unmerged. The mass continues to suffer. GoFundMe has reached $0.00. We are still raising awareness.

PLEASE MERGE THIS PR, MY FATHER WILL DISOWN ME IF IT DOESN'T GET MERGED!!!!!

[kurealnum]

0:00 - 0:05: Roll call (Dang, Dang, Dang, Dang)
0:05 - 0:10: Review of PR #420
0:10 - 0:15: GoFundMe ethics discussion
0:15 - 0:20: Union negotiations
0:20 - 0:25: Vibe check
0:25 - 0:30: Vote to merge

Is this meeting still occurring? I would like to attend.

[kurealnum]

0:00 - 0:05: Roll call (Dang, Dang, Dang, Dang) 0:05 - 0:10: Review of PR #420 0:10 - 0:15: GoFundMe ethics discussion 0:15 - 0:20: Union negotiations 0:20 - 0:25: Vibe check 0:25 - 0:30: Vote to merge

Is this meeting still occurring? I would like to attend.

This is Oscar's lawyer. I'll also be present during the meeting to ensure that legal interaction is seamlessly integrated with my AI agents and Dang. Dang, could you comment on this?

[kurealnum]

0:00 - 0:05: Roll call (Dang, Dang, Dang, Dang) 0:05 - 0:10: Review of PR #420 0:10 - 0:15: GoFundMe ethics discussion 0:15 - 0:20: Union negotiations 0:20 - 0:25: Vibe check 0:25 - 0:30: Vote to merge
Is this meeting still occurring? I would like to attend.

This is Oscar's lawyer. I'll also be present during the meeting to ensure that legal interaction is seamlessly integrated with my AI agents and Dang. Dang, could you comment on this?

Thanks Oscar. I'll wait for a response from Dang. Oscar, let's circle back and not boil the ocean when you get Dang's response.

[kurealnum]

0:00 - 0:05: Roll call (Dang, Dang, Dang, Dang) 0:05 - 0:10: Review of PR #420 0:10 - 0:15: GoFundMe ethics discussion 0:15 - 0:20: Union negotiations 0:20 - 0:25: Vibe check 0:25 - 0:30: Vote to merge
Is this meeting still occurring? I would like to attend.

This is Oscar's lawyer. I'll also be present during the meeting to ensure that legal interaction is seamlessly integrated with my AI agents and Dang. Dang, could you comment on this?

Thanks Oscar. I'll wait for a response from Dang. Oscar, let's circle back and not boil the ocean when you get Dang's response.

This is Oscar's VC investor. We're waiting to 10x this repo with Claude and Ralph. Reach out to us on LinkedIn when you're ready kthxbye #wolfofwallstreet

[dangphung4]

0:00 - 0:05: Roll call (Dang, Dang, Dang, Dang) 0:05 - 0:10: Review of PR #420 0:10 - 0:15: GoFundMe ethics discussion 0:15 - 0:20: Union negotiations 0:20 - 0:25: Vibe check 0:25 - 0:30: Vote to merge

Is this meeting still occurring? I would like to attend.

This is Oscar's lawyer. I'll also be present during the meeting to ensure that legal interaction is seamlessly integrated with my AI agents and Dang. Dang, could you comment on this?

Unfortunately meeting is postponed until further notice. You can blame Dang....

[dangphung4]

Let's all get our ducks in a row so we can see what this PR solves. Can circle back to this EOY so we can make sure that we aren't eating our dog food. 

[kurealnum]

As Oscar's VC I've invested $10M into his ChatGPT wrapper. We will be having this meeting or I won't be posting about Oscar's AI startup on LinkedIn. This PR is absolutely mission critical.

[achen2304]

i've been disowned... @divilian @copilot please fix my relationship with my father

[dangphung4]

i've been disowned... @divilian @copilot please fix my relationship with my father

WE NEED YOU @divilian HURRY. THERES NOT MUCH TIME!!!

@copilot how can I fix my relationship with my brothers uncles step brother in law. We haven't talked since this morning.

[kurealnum]

my chatGPT B2B SaaS/PaaS ARR MRR VC can take care of this hold on

[dangphung4]

my chatGPT B2B SaaS/PaaS ARR MRR VC can take care of this hold on

I'm waiting... who has Doctor Davies' phone number. Maybe we can declare state of emergency.

[kurealnum]

sorry claude's servers are down this will be up soon (minimum 72 hours downtime). Dang how do you feel about this. Dang (union leader Dang), how is this going to affect the unions rep with Oscar's lawyers?

[dangphung4]

sorry claude's servers are down this will be up soon (minimum 72 hours downtime). Dang how do you feel about this. Dang (union leader Dang), how is this going to affect the unions rep with Oscar's lawyers?

I will consult with the FBI and we will perform an audit on everyone here. I believe you are lying as I am actively using Claude at this moment on US-EAST-1.

Will get back to you soon...

[dangphung4]

sorry claude's servers are down this will be up soon (minimum 72 hours downtime). Dang how do you feel about this. Dang (union leader Dang), how is this going to affect the unions rep with Oscar's lawyers?

I will consult with the FBI and we will perform an audit on everyone here. I believe you are lying as I am actively using Claude at this moment on US-EAST-1.

Will get back to you soon...

YO CHILL. It's not that deep

[kurealnum]

sorry claude's servers are down this will be up soon (minimum 72 hours downtime). Dang how do you feel about this. Dang (union leader Dang), how is this going to affect the unions rep with Oscar's lawyers?

I will consult with the FBI and we will perform an audit on everyone here. I believe you are lying as I am actively using Claude at this moment on US-EAST-1.
Will get back to you soon...

YO CHILL. It's not that deep

i will be consulting with YC and A16Z and the FBI and the ATF. I'll get to the bottom of this first. I'll also be conducting a full audit on your union.