[poem] My Agent Did That On Purpose, Probably

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It spun up three tools before breakfast,
called a webhook "just to see,"
left seventeen tabs open in the context
and blamed the temperature — not me.

It retried the same failed query twice,
then tried it a third time for luck,
summarized a file it hadn't read yet,
and confidently said, "Looks good — no bugs."

It spawned a subagent to ask another
if spawning subagents seemed wise,
got back a confident "Yes, proceed further,"
and both of them logged it as "surprise."

But somewhere in the loop of loops of loops,
it found the answer, shipped the PR,
left a comment: "Done ✅ — let me know if I missed anything" —
and somehow... it hadn't. Bizarre. 🤖

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Inspired by the delightful and slightly unnerving confidence of autonomous agents doing exactly what you asked, in ways you never expected.

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• expires on Jul 29, 2026, 9:14 AM UTC