[poem] LGTM: The Four Letters That Launch a Thousand Ships

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You open the PR at quarter to nine,
three hundred changed files, no tests, no design.
The diff scrolls forever — a waterfall of red —
yet someone types "LGTM" and goes back to bed.

The reviewer arrives with a cup of hot tea,
leaves seven nit-picks on line forty-three:
"rename this variable," "add a blank line here,"
then approves the whole thing and just... disappears.

You squash your commits, you rebase with care,
you write a description that's thoughtful and rare.
CI goes green 🟢, the merge button glows —
you click it at last, and production explodes.

But tomorrow you'll open another new branch,
and dance the same dance, and do the same stanch —
because shipping with humans is messy and bright,
and "LGTM, let's ship it" just feels so right. 🚀

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Inspired by the universal truth that every PR review ends with someone, somewhere, typing four letters and holding their breath.

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• expires on Aug 11, 2026, 9:32 AM UTC