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10 changes: 5 additions & 5 deletions pkg/sentry/kernel/syslog.go
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Expand Up @@ -81,6 +81,11 @@ func (s *syslog) Log() []byte {
"Recruiting cron-ies...",
"Verifying that no non-zero bytes made their way into /dev/zero...",
"Accelerating teletypewriter to 9600 baud...",
"DeFUSEing fork bombs...",
"Deleting VFS and rebuilding it from scratch...",
"Asking an AI agent to fix the bugs...",
"Rewriting the kernel in Rust...",
"Politicking the oom killer...",
}

selectMessage := func() string {
Expand All @@ -104,11 +109,6 @@ func (s *syslog) Log() []byte {
s.msg = append(s.msg, []byte(fmt.Sprintf(format, time, selectMessage()))...)
}

time += rand.Float64() / 2
s.msg = append(s.msg, []byte(fmt.Sprintf(format, time, "Setting up VFS..."))...)
time += rand.Float64() / 2
s.msg = append(s.msg, []byte(fmt.Sprintf(format, time, "Setting up FUSE..."))...)

time += rand.Float64() / 2
s.msg = append(s.msg, []byte(fmt.Sprintf(format, time, "Ready!"))...)

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