GitHub - haskinj/wonkys: Wonky little bits of code

won·ky (n.) — /ˈwäNGkē/ plural: wonkys

A small, self-contained piece of code that:

Serves no practical purpose
Brings disproportionate joy
Exists primarily because it can
May be written in COBOL, Brainfuck, or any other language that was never meant for such frivolity
Often involves neon static, floppy disks, or surgical checklists
Cannot be explained to normies without a 10-minute preamble
Is nonetheless treasured by its creator

Etymology: Unknown. First documented utterance: February 13, 2026, Jesse Haskin (Node 00), during a discussion of absurdist programming.

Synonyms: doodle, glitch-baby, digital knickknack, void-fragment

Name		Name	Last commit message	Last commit date
Latest commit History 16 Commits
ASCII_CHAOS.cob		ASCII_CHAOS.cob
DENSENEONSTATIC.py		DENSENEONSTATIC.py
HexSheets.html		HexSheets.html
NEONSTATIC.py		NEONSTATIC.py
NEON_STATIC.cob		NEON_STATIC.cob
README.md		README.md
RockSimQT.py		RockSimQT.py
TriSheets.py		TriSheets.py
entropic_hostility.html		entropic_hostility.html
frogpond.py		frogpond.py
progress_panic.py		progress_panic.py
progresspanic2.py		progresspanic2.py
win95flipfall.html		win95flipfall.html
win95melter.html		win95melter.html
win95repulsor.html		win95repulsor.html

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