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Made with Love & Boredom For Nonno Bruno Premium Edition 2026


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Calcolatore Gas

Lago di Garda Luxury Edition

L'eccellenza italiana incontra la tecnologia piรน raffinata

Features โ€ข Quick Start โ€ข Tech Stack โ€ข Easter Eggs


๐ŸŽญ La Storia

Un giorno ero annoiato. Mio nonno aveva bisogno di dividere le bollette del gas tra i coinquilini.

Risultato? Un'applicazione web con piรน effetti cinematografici di un film Marvel.

"Non avevo bisogno di una sirena nucleare quando la bolletta supera โ‚ฌ2000, ma eccola qui."


โœจ Features

๐ŸŒŠ WebGL Shader Premium

๐ŸŽจ Design & UX

Feature Descrizione
๐Ÿ’Ž Glassmorphism Cards in vetro smerigliato premium
๐Ÿ”ค Space Grotesk Font geometrico moderno
๐Ÿ“ Gradient Title Titolo con gradiente animato
๐Ÿ“ฑ Mobile-First 60fps garantiti su ogni device

๐Ÿ”Š Audio & Haptic

Feature Descrizione
๐ŸŽต Sound Design Audio sintetizzato in real-time
๐Ÿ“ณ Haptic Feedback Vibrazioni custom per ogni azione
๐ŸŽฌ Cinematic Risultati dopo 800ms con chime

โšก Performance

Feature Descrizione
๐Ÿš€ GPU-Only Animations Zero calcoli JS durante scroll
๐Ÿงˆ Burro Scroll Ottimizzato per fluiditร  estrema
๐Ÿ“ฆ Single-File ~570KB, funziona offline

๐ŸŽต Soundtrack

๐ŸŒ… Startup    โ†’ Warm bass + shimmer al primo click
๐Ÿ”” Calculate  โ†’ Satisfying "ding-dong"
โœจ Click      โ†’ Crystal feedback + haptic
๐Ÿ“‹ Copy       โ†’ Success chime + vibration
๐Ÿšจ Panic Mode โ†’ Fallout siren (โ‚ฌ2000+)
๐ŸŽต PowerUp    โ†’ Arpeggio per tornare alla realtร 

๐Ÿš€ Quick Start

Option 1: GitHub Pages

๐Ÿ‘‰ https://sebascode.github.io/calcologas/

Option 2: Direct Download

  1. Scarica dist/index.html
  2. Apri il file (funziona offline!)

Option 3: Development

git clone https://github.com/sebascode/calcologas.git
cd calcologas
npm install
npm run dev

Build

npm run build
# Output: dist/index.html (~570KB single file)

๐Ÿ› ๏ธ Tech Stack

React 18 + TypeScript + Vite
โ”œโ”€โ”€ ๐ŸŽจ Tailwind CSS          โ†’ Design system
โ”œโ”€โ”€ ๐ŸŽฌ Framer Motion         โ†’ Animazioni entry/exit
โ”œโ”€โ”€ ๐Ÿงฉ shadcn/ui             โ†’ Componenti premium
โ”œโ”€โ”€ ๐Ÿ”Š Web Audio API         โ†’ Suoni sintetizzati
โ”œโ”€โ”€ ๐Ÿ“ณ Vibration API         โ†’ Haptic feedback
โ”œโ”€โ”€ ๐ŸŒŠ WebGL + GLSL          โ†’ Shader acqua GPU
โ”œโ”€โ”€ ๐Ÿ“‹ Web Share API         โ†’ Share nativo mobile
โ””โ”€โ”€ ๐Ÿ“ฆ vite-plugin-singlefile โ†’ Build singolo file

๐ŸŽฏ Easter Eggs

โ˜ข๏ธ Financial Panic Mode

  1. Inserisci >โ‚ฌ2000 nel campo bolletta
  2. Guarda cosa succede... ๐Ÿ’€

๐ŸŽ‰ Confetti Celebration

  • Calcola la tua prima bolletta
  • Congratulazioni con confetti!

๐Ÿ“Š Performance Audit

Metrica Prima Dopo
Blur CSS 40-30-20px 16-12-8px
JS Animations ~16 infinite ~4 entry/exit
Box Shadows 9+ layers 3 layers
Scroll FPS Variabile Costante 60fps

โค๏ธ Credits

Chi Cosa
๐Ÿ’ก Lovable.dev Original concept
๐Ÿค– Antigravity AI Epic optimizations
โ˜• Noia del sabato Motivation
๐Ÿ‘ด Nonno Bruno End user (che userร  comunque la versione base)

Lago di Garda 2026

๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡น Crafted with Italian Excellenceโ„ข
L'eccellenza italiana incontra la tecnologia piรน raffinata


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