The First AI Product Where the Waitlist IS the Feature.
首个“只有门槛，没有房间”的 AI 产品。
WaitlistAI is a satirical art project disguised as a cutting-edge AI startup. In an era where every new tool demands your email for a "waitlist," we decided to cut out the middleman and build just the waitlist.
It features a premium "AGI-Ready" UI, a queue that moves backward, and rejection reports so detailed they'll make you question your existence.
- Premium Deception: A stunning Dark Mode UI with "Quantum-Aligned" gradients and meaningless technical jargon that screams "Series A Funding."
- Schrödinger's Invite Code: To get an invite code, you must first enter a referrer's invite code. A perfect recursive loop of despair.
- Reverse Queuing Algorithm: Our proprietary
DespairEngine™ensures that the longer you stay on the page, the further back in line you go. - Cyberpunk CAPTCHA: Prove you're human by identifying "pixels hallucinated by LLMs" or "proving you aren't an AI pretending to be a human."
- Personalized Rejection: We don't just say no. We generate a chart explaining why your "Social Credit Score" or "GPU Allocation" is insufficient.
- Leaderboard of Patience: A global ranking of users who have wasted the most time waiting for absolutely nothing.
This project is designed for viral sharing among developers and tech enthusiasts. It leverages:
- SEO Hijacking: Pages dynamically generated to catch traffic for "ChatGPT 5 Invite Codes" or "Sora Beta Access."
- Tech Humour: Hidden Konami codes and console logs that developers will love to share.
- Framework: Next.js 15 (App Router)
- Styling: Tailwind CSS v4
- Internationalization: next-intl
- Analytics: Vercel Analytics
- Deployment: Vercel (Edge Runtime compatible)
- Clone the repository:
git clone https://github.com/kuhung/WaitlistAI.git
- Install dependencies:
npm install # or pnpm install - Run the development server:
npm run dev
- Open http://localhost:3000 to start waiting.
WaitlistAI 是一个充满黑色幽默的讽刺性网站，旨在调侃当前 AI 圈无休止的“饥饿营销”和候补名单文化。我们用魔法打败魔法，打造了一个**“只有门槛，没有房间”**的极致体验。
看起来像 OpenAI，用起来像行为艺术。
- 视觉欺骗 (Premium UI)：极简暗黑模式，配合流光溢彩的渐变色按钮和“AGI-Ready”等不明觉厉的专业术语，完美复刻顶尖 AI 公司的官网质感。
- 薛定谔的邀请码：点击“获取邀请码”后，系统会要求你先输入“推荐人的邀请码”。没有鸡，哪来的蛋？
- 倒退的候补名单：内置严谨的排队算法。只要你停留在页面上，每隔几秒钟，你的排名就会因为“高级用户插队”而不进反退。
- 赛博朋克验证码：讽刺 AI 数据标注。你必须通过离谱的验证，例如“请选出图中所有被大语言模型产生幻觉的像素”。
- 伪推荐系统暴击：拒绝发放邀请码时，我们会生成一份专业的“拒绝分析报告”，图表展示您的“AI 契合度过低”或“算力配额不足”。
- 虚假的“上帝模式”：尝试输入 Konami 秘籍（上上下下左右左右BA），或许能获得传说中的
NULL级邀请码。
- 长尾词 SEO 截流：针对“ChatGPT 5 内部邀请码”、“Sora 免费试用”等热词进行 SEO 优化，将寻找捷径的用户引入这场精心设计的嘲讽中。
- 社区病毒传播：通过“排队名次倒退”的搞笑动图在 Twitter、Reddit 和 V2EX 引发共鸣。
- 框架: Next.js 15 (App Router)
- 样式: Tailwind CSS v4
- 国际化: next-intl
- 部署: Vercel (支持 Git 版本号自动追踪)
- 克隆项目：
git clone https://github.com/kuhung/WaitlistAI.git
- 安装依赖：
npm install # or pnpm install - 启动开发服务器：
npm run dev
- 打开 http://localhost:3000 开始排队。
This project is configured to automatically track Git commit hashes in the footer for version control transparency. 本项目已配置在页脚自动追踪 Git 提交哈希值，以便于版本控制和调试。
License: MIT