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<title>BoringStack — Ship Fast. Profit Faster.</title> <style> :root { --ink: #0f0e0c; --paper: #f5f0e8; --cream: #ede8db; --accent: #d4541a; --accent2: #2563a8; --muted: #8a8070; --border: #cfc8b8; }*, *::before, *::after { box-sizing: border-box; margin: 0; padding: 0; }
html { scroll-behavior: smooth; }
body { background: var(--paper); color: var(--ink); font-family: 'Outfit', sans-serif; font-weight: 400; line-height: 1.6; overflow-x: hidden; }
/* ── NOISE TEXTURE OVERLAY ── */ body::before { content: ''; position: fixed; inset: 0; background-image: url("data:image/svg+xml,%3Csvg viewBox='0 0 256 256' xmlns='http://www.w3.org/2000/svg'%3E%3Cfilter id='n'%3E%3CfeTurbulence type='fractalNoise' baseFrequency='0.9' numOctaves='4' stitchTiles='stitch'/%3E%3C/filter%3E%3Crect width='100%25' height='100%25' filter='url(%23n)' opacity='0.035'/%3E%3C/svg%3E"); pointer-events: none; z-index: 1000; opacity: 0.6; }
/* ── NAV ── */ nav { position: fixed; top: 0; left: 0; right: 0; z-index: 100; display: flex; justify-content: space-between; align-items: center; padding: 1.25rem 3rem; border-bottom: 1px solid var(--border); background: rgba(245,240,232,0.9); backdrop-filter: blur(8px); }
.nav-logo { font-family: 'Bebas Neue', cursive; font-size: 1.6rem; letter-spacing: 0.05em; color: var(--ink); text-decoration: none; }
.nav-logo span { color: var(--accent); }
.nav-links { display: flex; gap: 2rem; list-style: none; align-items: center; }
.nav-links a { font-size: 0.85rem; font-weight: 500; text-decoration: none; color: var(--muted); letter-spacing: 0.05em; text-transform: uppercase; transition: color 0.2s; }
.nav-links a:hover { color: var(--ink); }
.btn-nav { background: var(--ink); color: var(--paper) !important; padding: 0.55rem 1.4rem; border-radius: 2px; font-weight: 600 !important; font-size: 0.82rem !important; transition: background 0.2s !important; }
.btn-nav:hover { background: var(--accent) !important; color: white !important; }
/* ── HERO ── */ .hero { min-height: 100vh; display: grid; grid-template-columns: 1fr 1fr; padding-top: 5rem; position: relative; overflow: hidden; }
.hero-left { display: flex; flex-direction: column; justify-content: center; padding: 6rem 3rem 6rem 3rem; border-right: 1px solid var(--border); position: relative; }
.hero-eyebrow { font-family: 'DM Mono', monospace; font-size: 0.78rem; letter-spacing: 0.15em; text-transform: uppercase; color: var(--accent); margin-bottom: 1.5rem; opacity: 0; animation: fadeUp 0.6s ease forwards 0.2s; }
.hero-title { font-family: 'Bebas Neue', cursive; font-size: clamp(4.5rem, 8vw, 7rem); line-height: 0.92; letter-spacing: 0.02em; color: var(--ink); margin-bottom: 2rem; opacity: 0; animation: fadeUp 0.6s ease forwards 0.35s; }
.hero-title em { font-style: italic; font-family: 'DM Serif Display', serif; color: var(--accent); }
.hero-subtitle { font-size: 1.1rem; color: var(--muted); max-width: 440px; line-height: 1.7; margin-bottom: 3rem; opacity: 0; animation: fadeUp 0.6s ease forwards 0.5s; }
.hero-cta { display: flex; gap: 1rem; align-items: center; opacity: 0; animation: fadeUp 0.6s ease forwards 0.65s; }
.btn-primary { background: var(--accent); color: white; padding: 0.9rem 2.2rem; font-size: 0.95rem; font-weight: 600; border: none; border-radius: 2px; cursor: pointer; text-decoration: none; display: inline-block; transition: transform 0.15s, box-shadow 0.15s; letter-spacing: 0.02em; }
.btn-primary:hover { transform: translateY(-2px); box-shadow: 0 8px 24px rgba(212,84,26,0.35); }
.btn-secondary { font-size: 0.9rem; color: var(--ink); text-decoration: none; font-weight: 500; border-bottom: 1.5px solid var(--border); padding-bottom: 2px; transition: border-color 0.2s, color 0.2s; }
.btn-secondary:hover { border-color: var(--ink); }
.hero-right { display: flex; flex-direction: column; justify-content: center; padding: 6rem 3rem; background: var(--cream); position: relative; }
.stack-diagram { display: flex; flex-direction: column; gap: 1px; border: 1px solid var(--border); overflow: hidden; }
.stack-row { display: flex; align-items: center; gap: 1.5rem; padding: 1.4rem 1.8rem; background: var(--paper); border-bottom: 1px solid var(--border); cursor: default; transition: background 0.2s; opacity: 0; }
.stack-row:last-child { border-bottom: none; } .stack-row:hover { background: white; }
.stack-row.anim-1 { animation: slideIn 0.5s ease forwards 0.7s; } .stack-row.anim-2 { animation: slideIn 0.5s ease forwards 0.85s; } .stack-row.anim-3 { animation: slideIn 0.5s ease forwards 1s; } .stack-row.anim-4 { animation: slideIn 0.5s ease forwards 1.15s; } .stack-row.anim-5 { animation: slideIn 0.5s ease forwards 1.3s; }
.stack-icon { width: 44px; height: 44px; border-radius: 8px; display: flex; align-items: center; justify-content: center; font-size: 1.3rem; flex-shrink: 0; }
.stack-info { flex: 1; }
.stack-label { font-family: 'DM Mono', monospace; font-size: 0.7rem; text-transform: uppercase; letter-spacing: 0.1em; color: var(--muted); margin-bottom: 0.15rem; }
.stack-name { font-size: 1rem; font-weight: 600; color: var(--ink); }
.stack-badge { font-family: 'DM Mono', monospace; font-size: 0.7rem; padding: 0.25rem 0.7rem; border-radius: 99px; background: var(--cream); border: 1px solid var(--border); color: var(--muted); white-space: nowrap; }
/* ── TICKER ── */ .ticker { background: var(--ink); color: var(--paper); padding: 0.9rem 0; overflow: hidden; white-space: nowrap; border-top: 1px solid var(--border); border-bottom: 1px solid var(--border); }
.ticker-inner { display: inline-flex; animation: ticker 25s linear infinite; }
.ticker-item { display: inline-flex; align-items: center; gap: 1rem; padding: 0 2rem; font-family: 'DM Mono', monospace; font-size: 0.78rem; letter-spacing: 0.08em; text-transform: uppercase; }
.ticker-dot { width: 5px; height: 5px; border-radius: 50%; background: var(--accent); flex-shrink: 0; }
@keyframes ticker { from { transform: translateX(0); } to { transform: translateX(-50%); } }
/* ── HOW IT WORKS ── */ .section { padding: 7rem 3rem; max-width: 1200px; margin: 0 auto; }
.section-label { font-family: 'DM Mono', monospace; font-size: 0.75rem; text-transform: uppercase; letter-spacing: 0.15em; color: var(--accent); margin-bottom: 1rem; }
.section-title { font-family: 'DM Serif Display', serif; font-size: clamp(2.2rem, 4vw, 3.2rem); line-height: 1.15; color: var(--ink); margin-bottom: 1.5rem; max-width: 560px; }
.section-subtitle { font-size: 1.05rem; color: var(--muted); max-width: 520px; margin-bottom: 4rem; line-height: 1.7; }
.steps { display: grid; grid-template-columns: repeat(3, 1fr); gap: 2px; border: 1px solid var(--border); overflow: hidden; }
.step { padding: 2.5rem; background: var(--paper); border-right: 1px solid var(--border); transition: background 0.2s; position: relative; }
.step:last-child { border-right: none; } .step:hover { background: var(--cream); }
.step-number { font-family: 'Bebas Neue', cursive; font-size: 4rem; color: var(--border); line-height: 1; margin-bottom: 1.5rem; display: block; }
.step h3 { font-size: 1.1rem; font-weight: 600; margin-bottom: 0.75rem; color: var(--ink); }
.step p { font-size: 0.92rem; color: var(--muted); line-height: 1.65; }
.step-tool { margin-top: 1.5rem; display: inline-flex; align-items: center; gap: 0.5rem; font-family: 'DM Mono', monospace; font-size: 0.72rem; color: var(--accent2); background: rgba(37,99,168,0.08); padding: 0.35rem 0.8rem; border-radius: 3px; letter-spacing: 0.05em; }
/* ── FEATURES ── */ .features-grid { display: grid; grid-template-columns: 1fr 1fr; gap: 2px; border: 1px solid var(--border); overflow: hidden; }
.feature { padding: 2.5rem; background: var(--paper); border-bottom: 1px solid var(--border); border-right: 1px solid var(--border); transition: background 0.2s; }
.feature:nth-child(2n) { border-right: none; } .feature:nth-last-child(-n+2) { border-bottom: none; } .feature:hover { background: white; }
.feature-icon { font-size: 1.8rem; margin-bottom: 1rem; display: block; }
.feature h3 { font-size: 1rem; font-weight: 600; margin-bottom: 0.6rem; color: var(--ink); }
.feature p { font-size: 0.88rem; color: var(--muted); line-height: 1.65; }
/* ── PRICING ── */ .pricing-section { background: var(--cream); border-top: 1px solid var(--border); border-bottom: 1px solid var(--border); padding: 7rem 3rem; }
.pricing-inner { max-width: 1000px; margin: 0 auto; }
.pricing-cards { display: grid; grid-template-columns: 1fr 1fr 1fr; gap: 2px; margin-top: 4rem; border: 1px solid var(--border); overflow: hidden; }
.pricing-card { background: var(--paper); padding: 2.5rem; border-right: 1px solid var(--border); position: relative; transition: background 0.2s; }
.pricing-card:last-child { border-right: none; } .pricing-card:hover { background: white; } .pricing-card.featured { background: var(--ink); color: var(--paper); }
.pricing-card.featured:hover { background: #1a1915; }
.plan-name { font-family: 'DM Mono', monospace; font-size: 0.75rem; text-transform: uppercase; letter-spacing: 0.12em; color: var(--muted); margin-bottom: 1.5rem; }
.pricing-card.featured .plan-name { color: rgba(245,240,232,0.5); }
.price { font-family: 'Bebas Neue', cursive; font-size: 3.5rem; line-height: 1; color: var(--ink); margin-bottom: 0.4rem; }
.pricing-card.featured .price { color: var(--paper); }
.price-period { font-size: 0.82rem; color: var(--muted); margin-bottom: 2rem; }
.pricing-card.featured .price-period { color: rgba(245,240,232,0.5); }
.pricing-features { list-style: none; margin-bottom: 2rem; }
.pricing-features li { font-size: 0.88rem; color: var(--muted); padding: 0.5rem 0; border-bottom: 1px solid var(--border); display: flex; align-items: center; gap: 0.6rem; }
.pricing-card.featured .pricing-features li { color: rgba(245,240,232,0.7); border-color: rgba(245,240,232,0.1); }
.pricing-features li::before { content: '✓'; color: var(--accent); font-weight: 700; font-size: 0.75rem; flex-shrink: 0; }
.btn-plan { display: block; width: 100%; padding: 0.85rem; text-align: center; font-size: 0.88rem; font-weight: 600; border: 1.5px solid var(--border); background: transparent; color: var(--ink); border-radius: 2px; cursor: pointer; transition: all 0.2s; text-decoration: none; letter-spacing: 0.03em; }
.btn-plan:hover { background: var(--ink); color: var(--paper); border-color: var(--ink); }
.pricing-card.featured .btn-plan { background: var(--accent); border-color: var(--accent); color: white; }
.pricing-card.featured .btn-plan:hover { background: #bf4a15; border-color: #bf4a15; }
.popular-badge { position: absolute; top: -1px; right: 2rem; background: var(--accent); color: white; font-family: 'DM Mono', monospace; font-size: 0.65rem; text-transform: uppercase; letter-spacing: 0.1em; padding: 0.3rem 0.8rem; border-radius: 0 0 4px 4px; }
/* ── FAQ ── */ .faq-list { border: 1px solid var(--border); overflow: hidden; max-width: 720px; }
.faq-item { border-bottom: 1px solid var(--border); }
.faq-item:last-child { border-bottom: none; }
.faq-question { width: 100%; text-align: left; padding: 1.4rem 1.8rem; background: none; border: none; cursor: pointer; display: flex; justify-content: space-between; align-items: center; font-family: 'Outfit', sans-serif; font-size: 0.95rem; font-weight: 600; color: var(--ink); transition: background 0.15s; }
.faq-question:hover { background: var(--cream); }
.faq-icon { font-size: 1.3rem; transition: transform 0.25s; color: var(--muted); flex-shrink: 0; font-weight: 300; }
.faq-item.open .faq-icon { transform: rotate(45deg); color: var(--accent); }
.faq-answer { max-height: 0; overflow: hidden; transition: max-height 0.3s ease, padding 0.3s ease; font-size: 0.9rem; color: var(--muted); line-height: 1.7; padding: 0 1.8rem; }
.faq-item.open .faq-answer { max-height: 200px; padding: 0 1.8rem 1.4rem; }
/* ── CTA ── */ .cta-section { background: var(--ink); padding: 7rem 3rem; text-align: center; position: relative; overflow: hidden; }
.cta-section::before { content: 'SHIP'; position: absolute; font-family: 'Bebas Neue', cursive; font-size: 28rem; color: rgba(255,255,255,0.025); top: 50%; left: 50%; transform: translate(-50%, -50%); pointer-events: none; letter-spacing: -0.02em; white-space: nowrap; }
.cta-eyebrow { font-family: 'DM Mono', monospace; font-size: 0.75rem; text-transform: uppercase; letter-spacing: 0.15em; color: var(--accent); margin-bottom: 1.5rem; }
.cta-title { font-family: 'Bebas Neue', cursive; font-size: clamp(3rem, 6vw, 5.5rem); color: var(--paper); line-height: 0.95; letter-spacing: 0.02em; margin-bottom: 1.5rem; }
.cta-title em { font-style: italic; font-family: 'DM Serif Display', serif; color: var(--accent); }
.cta-sub { font-size: 1rem; color: rgba(245,240,232,0.5); margin-bottom: 3rem; max-width: 420px; margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto; line-height: 1.7; }
.cta-form { display: flex; gap: 0.75rem; justify-content: center; max-width: 440px; margin: 0 auto; }
.cta-input { flex: 1; padding: 0.85rem 1.2rem; background: rgba(255,255,255,0.08); border: 1px solid rgba(255,255,255,0.15); border-radius: 2px; color: var(--paper); font-family: 'Outfit', sans-serif; font-size: 0.9rem; outline: none; transition: border-color 0.2s; }
.cta-input::placeholder { color: rgba(245,240,232,0.3); } .cta-input:focus { border-color: var(--accent); }
/* ── FOOTER ── */ footer { background: var(--ink); border-top: 1px solid rgba(255,255,255,0.07); padding: 2.5rem 3rem; display: flex; justify-content: space-between; align-items: center; }
.footer-logo { font-family: 'Bebas Neue', cursive; font-size: 1.3rem; color: rgba(245,240,232,0.4); text-decoration: none; letter-spacing: 0.05em; }
.footer-logo span { color: var(--accent); }
.footer-copy { font-size: 0.78rem; color: rgba(245,240,232,0.3); font-family: 'DM Mono', monospace; }
.footer-links { display: flex; gap: 1.5rem; list-style: none; }
.footer-links a { font-size: 0.78rem; color: rgba(245,240,232,0.3); text-decoration: none; transition: color 0.2s; font-family: 'DM Mono', monospace; }
.footer-links a:hover { color: var(--paper); }
/* ── ANIMATIONS ── */ @keyframes fadeUp { from { opacity: 0; transform: translateY(20px); } to { opacity: 1; transform: translateY(0); } }
@keyframes slideIn { from { opacity: 0; transform: translateX(20px); } to { opacity: 1; transform: translateX(0); } }
.reveal { opacity: 0; transform: translateY(24px); transition: opacity 0.6s ease, transform 0.6s ease; }
.reveal.visible { opacity: 1; transform: translateY(0); }
/* ── RESPONSIVE ── */ @media (max-width: 900px) { .hero { grid-template-columns: 1fr; } .hero-left { border-right: none; border-bottom: 1px solid var(--border); } .steps { grid-template-columns: 1fr; } .step { border-right: none; border-bottom: 1px solid var(--border); } .features-grid { grid-template-columns: 1fr; } .feature { border-right: none !important; } .pricing-cards { grid-template-columns: 1fr; } .pricing-card { border-right: none; border-bottom: 1px solid var(--border); } nav { padding: 1rem 1.5rem; } .nav-links { display: none; } .section { padding: 5rem 1.5rem; } .cta-form { flex-direction: column; } footer { flex-direction: column; gap: 1rem; text-align: center; } } </style>
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