Instead of using a rendering engine like some kind of nerd, Cursed Browser asks an LLM to look at the page's HTML and draw what it thinks it looks like. Every page load is a surprise. Every render is a work of art. Nothing is correct. It's perfect.
V1 (current): Ship it. An LLM looks at HTML and draws what it thinks a browser would show. Technically a browser. Legally, probably also a browser. Morally, questionable.
V2: The LLM writes a brand new browser engine from scratch every time you load a page. No bloat -- the engine only supports exactly the features that page needs. Extremely efficient. What could go wrong.