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What is this?

You know how sl exists for when you type ls wrong? This is that, but for git.

Except instead of a train, you get a Volkswagen Golf GTI Mk1 racing across your terminal.

Why?

Because if you're going to make a typo, you might as well watch a hot hatch do burnouts.

Installation

chmod +x gti
sudo cp gti /usr/local/bin/

Then just keep typing gti instead of git like the dyslexic developer you were born to be.

Features

• gti status - Check your GTI's vital stats (not your repo, your car)
• gti push - Watch the GTI zoom off to the right (hopefully to production)
• gti pull - Watch the GTI reverse back in (fetching those sweet, sweet commits)
• gti commit - click Ignition sequence start
• gti <anything else> - Just admire the car, you've earned it

FAQ

Q: Does this actually run git commands? A: No. This is a car. Cars don't do version control.

Q: So it's completely useless? A: First of all, how dare you. Second, yes.

Q: Can I contribute? A: Only if you add more car models. I'm thinking Honda Civic Type R for hgi.

License

Do whatever you want. This is art.