Here at Abnormal Studios, we have received many letters asking for more content, and after numerous requests, we are proud to announce Alpha 5 will introduce a new mainline story character in Piss Man.
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Our team works tirelessly to bring you quality content and we intend to continue this trend in our latest update, and we believe this addition will revolutionise the gaming industry. After many sleepless nights, our art department has created stunning art, rivalling that of Pong 1972 and even Tennis for Two 1958.
We would also like to address the staff shortages. We had to fire almost half of the development team as they were opposed to Piss Man, and believed it would ruin the games success, and would tarnish the game’s reputation. We also had to a reduced budget because SOMEONE needed to pay their grandmother’s $20 million life support. It’s such a shame that she died of “natural cause” a week later.
[Audience laughs]
We thank you for your support and patience and we greatly appreciate it.