Buggy version (cannot progress, game-breaking bugs)

First release for the Jam deadline. It was really late so don't play this one, you can't progress.

Unfortunately we didn't manage to get sounds in due to a miscommunication - but they've all been recorded and edited, so will probably put them in for an update!

Jam version

This version includes bugfixes

Finishing up a game at 3am apparently means we left some fairly major bugs in!

This release does not contain any new features at all, just bugfixes that were causing silly behaviour and making it impossible to progress.