Kloppy has crawled out of the folder he was watching and into his first public
build. He takes notes, yells about reminders, judges your files, and now runs a
real local AI brain — all without ever phoning home. He means well. Probably.
Features
- Chat with Kloppy — real LLM chat powered by a local llamafile, served on
127.0.0.1only, with live local context and safe note/reminder commands. - Notes — quick local notes, stored on disk.
- Reminders — set a time; Kloppy checks every 30 seconds and yells via a
retro in-app alert plus an OS-level notification (overdue ones fire on next
launch). - Settings — theme (
light/dark), personality mode (Helpful, Goblin,
Corporate, Quiet, or Chaos Kloppy), random commentary and its frequency,
launch minimized, local model path, and optional user name. - Summon popup — a small always-on-top mini-Kloppy window with a random
remark (there is only one Kloppy). - System tray — closing the window hides Kloppy to the tray instead of
quitting. - Folder watcher — opt-in commentary on file added/changed/deleted events
in folders you pick (top level only, names and event types only). - Local identity memory — optional user name stored in settings.
- Guided first-run AI setup — one pinned, opt-in, SHA-256-verified model
download.
Privacy
Kloppy is local-first. The only external network request made by the app
is the optional first-run download of the pinned recommended llamafile,
started only after explicit user consent and verified by SHA-256 before
use. The downloaded model is not included in app artifacts. Chat talks only
to the local llamafile server on 127.0.0.1; notes, reminders, settings,
watched folders, actions, model files, and runtime cache stay in Electron
userData.
Known limitations
- Builds are unsigned on all three OSes, so macOS Gatekeeper and Windows
SmartScreen will warn on first launch — see "Installing unsigned builds" in
the README for how to open them. - Reminder parsing is intentionally simple: relative / today / tomorrow /
basic date inputs only. - Actions are stored placeholders — nothing executes; the Run button only
refuses. - There is no auto-update; new versions are downloaded and installed
manually.
Downloads
| Platform | File |
|---|---|
| Windows 10/11 (x64) | Kloppy-0.1.0-win-x64.exe |
| macOS (universal: Intel + Apple Silicon) | Kloppy-0.1.0-mac-universal.dmg |
| Linux (AppImage, x86_64) | Kloppy-0.1.0-linux-x86_64.AppImage |
| Linux (Debian/Ubuntu, amd64) | Kloppy-0.1.0-linux-amd64.deb |
The builds are unsigned — see Installing unsigned builds for the first-launch steps on each OS.
SHA-256 checksums
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1574ed9416520d2623b32852fafe95401754c55dbbb39301e50e1c5d78d635b9 Kloppy-0.1.0-mac-universal.dmg
5f9ad00999ed5d02e62ffe39a28c4194dad156d1d085c6784299d0b61197e9b0 Kloppy-0.1.0-linux-x86_64.AppImage
2ce4cc3f4221b91458f33a2f814939ec00434334842e00ed14ad9793a77e8a1b Kloppy-0.1.0-linux-amd64.deb