🚨 NEW UPDATE: CUSTOM NEW GAME+ RULES 🚨
Hello dear SnowRunner players,
Have you ever looked at the New Game+ menu and thought:
"Wow, these options are perfectly reasonable and balanced."
Neither did we.
After discovering that SnowRunner apparently doesn't care about your carefully selected options and instead just multiplies some hidden values in the save file by whatever number it finds, we are proud to announce the brand new:
✨ CUSTOM NEW GAME+ RULES ✨
Why settle for the developer's intended experience when you can create experiences that no sane human being has ever considered?
⛽ Fuel too cheap?
Was paying 6x fuel prices still not enough to satisfy your financial suffering simulator needs?
Good news! You can now set fuel prices to whatever you want.
Pay 1,000,000 credits per gallon.
Pay 10,000,000 credits per gallon.
Pay your entire life's savings to drive 3 meters.
The choice is yours.
💰 Missions too rewarding?
We've heard your feedback.
Many players reported that receiving money for completing difficult jobs felt unrealistic and frankly a bit insulting.
We're happy to announce that you can now make missions cost money to complete.
That's right.
YOU PAY THE GAME.
Complete a contract and immediately lose 300,000 credits.
Because true achievement should come with financial consequences.
💳 Don't have enough money to finish the mission?
No problem!
Our revolutionary debt system allows mission rewards to continue working even when your wallet has already given up.
If a mission costs 300,000 credits to complete and you only have 12 credits left, the game will simply push you into debt.
You do not get to escape the bill.
Go into debt.
Go further into debt.
Become the first SnowRunner billionaire in reverse.
🚚 Vehicle prices not painful enough?
Now you can:
- Make dealerships pay YOU to take their trucks.
- Make upgrades completely free.
- Make upgrades cost your entire net worth.
- Buy a scout for the price of a small country.
- Sell a truck and accidentally become the richest person in Alaska.
⚙️ What else can you break?
Honestly, we don't know.
There are so many values that even we stopped checking.
The possibilities are endless.
The consequences are probably also endless.
⭐ FEATURES
- Zero proof testing
- Zero error checking
- Approximately zero quality assurance
- Maximum confidence
- Unknown amount of regret
Download the update now and begin creating the worst SnowRunner experience ever conceived.
Disclaimer
- No refunds. All purchases are final.
- Game-breaking bugs may occur.
- Editor-breaking bugs may occur.
- Reality-breaking bugs may occur.
- For the best chance of corrupting your save, do not create backups.
- If your garage charges you 50 million credits for fuel, that's a feature.
- This is a joke. Please do not take this seriously.