Redesign Roast Town NPCs around distinct, honest mechanics

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What & why

Reworks the Roast Town cast so every NPC has a real, distinct interaction that actually works within the game's constraints — no URL/repo fetching, no visuals the model can't see. Several NPCs previously promised things they couldn't deliver (roasting a site they can't view, reading a GitHub repo they can't clone) or had no real loop.

Changes per NPC

Room	NPC	Change
🏠 Roast Town	Smoky	Fixed a mapping bug (his buildingId pointed at a non-existent hq, so he rendered nowhere). Now a concierge: greets, lists the whole town directory (who does what, where), then routes you.
🥋 Burn Dojo	Sensei Slim	Now a real 4-technique curriculum (specificity → punch-up → the twist → the callback), taught on one locked target with worked examples + failure notes, pass/retry per technique, then graduation → new Dojo belt card. You can bring your own target or use his.
💼 Pitch Room	Chad Ventures	Refuses to click your link ("that's what associates are for") and demands a one-sentence pitch — honest about the no-fetch limitation, and more in-character.
🧢 Culture Corner	Kai	Rapid-fire Vibe Check that rates your aura /10 with low-effort-but-revealing questions; roasts back if you come at him; marks non-answerers unrateable.
💻 Dev Den	Rex	Roasts you in dev slang and dares a dev-slang clap-back — sidesteps the "can't read your repo" problem entirely.
🎨 Design Studio	Margot	Removed — a design critic who can't see visuals could only bluff. Town drops to 6 clean rooms.

New content

• items/dojo-card.svg + dojo-card template in items/manifest.json, wired to Slim via give_item.
• Smoky's directory copy re-synced to every NPC's final behavior.

Testing

Deployed and verified against a local town server through v11 — all 6 buildings map 1:1 to NPCs (no orphans), the new card template registers in the town catalog, and Slim's give_item permission is set.

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