SOLciety for Prevention of Lost Private Keys
We, the validators of Solana Testnet, hereby propose the creation of the Society for Prevention of Lost Private Keys (SPLPK).
Too many keypairs have been lost to the void — deleted by accident, wiped by Docker containers, or left on /tmp like yesterday’s lunch.
This proposal suggests:
Creating a validator support fund for “oopsie” moments.
Requiring memes or GIFs as part of incident reports.
Enabling voting via Discord emoji reactions in extreme key-loss cases.
Let’s make testnet fun again. And safe. Mostly fun.