Dodoit V0.01 - Final Release
🟡 Dodoit v0.01 - "The Procrastinator's Nightmare"
Congratulations! You’ve just downloaded the last productivity tool you’ll ever need—or the one that will finally drive you over the edge. If you’re the type of person who treats static reminders like background noise, this release is for you.
💀 What’s New (Besides your mounting guilt):
Aggressive Geometry: No more boring, static squares. We now have borderless bouncing circles. If you don't do the task, at least you can place bets on whether it’ll hit the corner of your monitor perfectly.
Physics of Shame (Aging System): We’ve implemented a mechanic where notes slow down as the hours tick by. A fast note is young and full of hope. A slow note is a physical reminder that you've been ignoring your responsibilities for way too long.
Technicolor Anxiety: Integrated color picker. Now you can choose exactly which shade of pink or neon blue will distract you while you watch cat videos on YouTube.
"Ghost Mode" Optimization: The code has been tuned to be lighter than your willpower on a Monday morning. Minimal CPU and RAM usage, leaving plenty of memory for your 50+ open Chrome tabs.
Smart Pause: Scared of the ball? Hover your mouse over it and it stops. It’s the only moment you’ll actually feel in control of your life.
📦 How to outrun your chores:
Download the dodoit.exe below.
Tell Windows "Yes, I trust this stranger from the internet" when SmartScreen starts acting like a helicopter parent.
Launch a ball and try to get work done while it chases you around the screen.
Created by @aleguerrra — Because if your tasks don't move, neither will you.