Touch Grass, Babu v1.0

Mom's first release. She's watching.

Install

1. Download touch-grass-babu-v1.0.apk below and install it (Android 11+, arm64; allow "install unknown apps").
2. Give Mom her brain. The app never goes online, so copy the model over USB:
   • Download mom-v2-q4_k_m.gguf (2.8 GB) from https://huggingface.co/ayeshamashiat/touch-grass-mom
   • adb push mom-v2-q4_k_m.gguf /sdcard/Android/data/dev.touchgrass.mom/files/mom.gguf
   • Without the model, Mom still watches and locks apps using her built-in lines.
3. Open the app, grant the permissions she asks for (Usage access, Display over other apps, Physical activity, Battery), and flip the switch.

What she does

• 15 min on a feed or game → full-screen roast, app locked
• Lock lifts after 45 min outside + 1,000 steps, or a photo of the outdoors (checked on-device)
• After 10:30pm she sends you to bed instead, locked till morning
• Roasts are pre-written while the phone charges, by a fine-tuned Qwen3.5-4B running on the phone with llama.cpp

Try her in the browser: https://touch-grass-babu.onrender.com