v3.29.0

Added

• Three detector-backed patterns from the welttowelt merged-system diff
  (#108).
  Launch-copy dramatic introductions — Meet X, followed by one of four
  launch-copy heads (your new favorite, your new go-to, or
  the new home/way/standard with its own tail), plus Think X meets Y;
  bare Enter X. and Say hello to X stay judgment-only, since
  Enter Password. and "Say hello to Grandma." are ordinary human prose. Dramatized contrast against the crowd, in three
  separately gated branches: the progressive debate/speculation branch
  (while everyone else was still debating ..., restricted to -ing forms,
  so was still deliberate about and was still debated by pundits stay
  clean) plus two stereotyped variants matched on their own wording
  (writing think-pieces, playing catch-up). And the fake-casual register,
  with a closed list of mechanical props detected (six asterisk stage
  directions, the four (yes|no) x (really|seriously) parentheticals) and
  the register judgment — including because of course it does — left to
  the skill. Every entry states its own residue and its own measured misses.