hi. can you please order me a venti blonde americano from Starbucks?
sure! From what store? By your place or close to work?
the one by my house please, the other one takes too long
ok, im here
thanks. I will meet you downstairs in 5 minutes
ops! they do not have any blonde coffee recently brewed. it will take 15 minuts
men! not an option... get me something else
ok, what do you want instead?
order me a cinnamon cloud macchiato with coconut milk
what size?
tall
do you want sugar on it?
yes, coconut sugar
they do not have coconut sugar in this location
fine! brown sugar, light foam
ok
also get me an espresso
the expresso machine is out of order
what? get out of there!
noooo, its fine. they are already working on my order
get something for yourself too
cool! thanks. I will get a flat white
whats that?
basically an espresso with foam milk. whole milk
what about the expresso machine being out of order?
ohhh that right... let me just get a venti iced cordusio
this is the longest conversation about coffee we have ever had
sure is
you could have waited for that blonde americano by now
(silence) i will see you in 2 minutes