Hi, I need some pizzas?
Pizzas? Not just PIzza? How many?
I think 4. No, make that 3.
Ok, where from.
Jet's on Telegraph Road.
Ok, I see that. What do you want.
I want 3 8-corner pizzas, all well-done. The first one is pepperonie and double cheese, nothing else.
Ok, got that. Next?
Next one is half double-cheese and pepperonie, other side pepperoni, ham, and onion.
Ok, and the last one?
One half is pineapple and ham, blech, and the other is mushroom, black olives, onions, and double-cheese for my anemic vegetarian niece.
Ok, let me read this back to you. I have 3 8-corner pizzas, all well done. The first has double-cheese and pepperoni. The second has double cheese and pepperoni on one side, and the other side is pepperoni, ham, and onion, and the 3rd is an 8-corner, one side ham and pineapple, the other is double-cheese, mushroom, black olives, and onion.
Wow, you got it the first time. And all well-done.
Ok, all well-done. Do you want pop?
No, I'm a pig not an imbecile, no pops.
Ok I'm ordering that now, over on Telegraph Road.
Yep, and use my login.
I did, and there's no discount. Ok, the total comes to $69.73 with tax, it should be ready in about 25 minutes.
Dear sweet Moses, a pox on inflation. Ok, I'll be there.
The receipt should be reaching your phone now. Anything else?
Nope, bye.
Bye.