I would like to order a coffee
From where?
Starbucks
Alright, what would you like
A venti vanilla latte, iced, soy, decaf, with whip
Ok, they are out of soy, did you want a different milk or a different drink
Oh geez, umm ok what milks do they have? I can't have dairy
They have coconut
Ew gross no, coconut is so sour.
How about almond milk?
Ok yes sure.
It's an extra 80 cents
UM WHAT??? Holy cow for a splash of milk?? Geez
Did you want another drink?
Crap...well no. If they're out of soy and I cant do cows, I have to have almond
Alright, I'll get you the drink with almond.
Wait no! eff it, just get me a grande green tea lemonade, non sweet
Are you sure?
Well, no, I really wanted my coffee but this'll have to do because I am not about to pay that much extra for a mixer
Alright....*under breath* I'm too old for this...
WHAT?
Nothing.