Hi I need you to order me a coffee from starbucks
OK - What location do you want me to order it from?
The same one as always. God you are completely incompetent.
Got it - the Arena Hub Starbucks then.
Yes - I want a latte.
What size?
Grande - Like always. Jesus.
Do you want 2% milk?
No, are you trying to kill me? I want almond milk?
OK - So a grande latte with almond milk?
Yes - and make sure it is hot this time.
OK - An extra hot grande latte with almond milk.
No, god. I just want it regular hot. Last time it was cold. Make sure they make it correct.
Do you want any flavors.
Yes
Then what flavor?
The same as always. You are so lucky we are related or I would fire you.
I know mom reminds me. So a grande latte regular hot with almond milk.
Yes - Text me the details and pick up time
Ok - I am calling the store now. I will text you the time it is ready.
Good bye
Good riddance. I mean goodbye.