Hey, can you get me a drink from Starbucks? I need the caffeine.
Yeah! Which Starbucks do you want me to go to?
The one on 20th Street South in Birmingham, I think they always make my coffee the best.
Okay, what size do you want?
What's the biggest size? The trenta, right?
Yeah, the trenta is a little bigger than a venti.
Then yes, a trenta for sure.
And what do you want?
Just a regular iced coffee, nothing too fancy.
Do you take it with cream?
No, I'm lactose intolerant, so I get it with soy milk.
Do you want sugar?
Oh, yes, tell them to replace their classic sweetener syrup with 4 packets of Splenda. I'm trying to keep my calories down.
Is that all?
I know I just said I was counting calories, but I actually do really want whipped cream.
So a trenta iced coffee, replace classic syrup with 4 packets of Splenda, with soy milk, add whipped cream?
Yes, perfect. But also add some caramel syrup, too, on top. Do you want anything? You can order yourself something if you want.
No thank you, I've already had enough coffee for the day.
Okay, then that's all!
Okay, I ordered your drink at the Starbucks on 20th Street S, and it'll be ready soon. They'll send your receipt to your cell phone in case you need it.