Hey, on your way in today could you swing by Starbucks? I am in desperate need of coffee.
Sure! I drive near the on one Michigan Street in Grand Rapids on the way in. Is a detour okay with you?
I need this coffee so desperately I would pay your mileage if you had to go fifty miles out of your way.
*chuckles* That does sound pretty desperate. What would you like?
I'll do a grande blonde cold foam cappuccino with one pump of vanilla and half a pump of mocha.
A blonde what now?
A grande blonde cold foam cappuccino with one pump of vanilla and half a pump of mocha.
Do they do half pumps?
Yes, they do. 
Okay, I'm pulling up right now, hold on. *to drive-thru speaker box* Hey, there, can I get a grande blonde cold foam cappuccino with one pump of vanilla and a half a pump of mocha?
Actually, make it the full pump of mocha. It's been that kind of morning.
*to order box* I'm sorry, could you make that a full pump of mocha instead? *inaudible response from barista over speaker*
You are really saving my life. Feel free to order whatever you want, too, my treat.
Oh, I'm okay, I had coffee at home. 
You make your own coffee? Who does that anymore?
*chuckles again* Lowly assistants who don't make six figures like their bosses.
Touche. Are you still waiting? Is there a long line? 
I'm two cars from the window. Don't worry, coffee is coming!
Thank you. You're saving my life.
I will be at the office soon with your grande blonde cold foam cappuccino with one pump of vanilla and one pump of mocha.
Okay. Wait, which location did you say you're at again?
The one on Michigan in Grand Rapids. The receipt will be sent to your mobile soon.