Get me a mocha frappachino, please.
From the store on the corner?
Yes, that one is closest and they're all pretty much the same.
Okay. You know that drink starts at almost 5 dollars, right?
Yes I know, but it tastes really good and I don't buy them that often. Go ahead and get me that one.
What size? You know the drill: tall, grande, vente, what?
Just a tall frap. Well, how much extra is the grande?
The Grande is about 50 cents more.
50 cents, what's the big deal? It's not like I do this all the time. Get me a grande. Wait. How much for the Vente?
The vente size is 50 cents more than the grande.
So that's a dollar more than the tall? Okay, I can pay an extra buck.
You sure you want the vente?
Yes, give me the vente.
Okay. Um, they're asking if you want whipped cream. Do you?
I hate it when they do that. Tell them to give it to me however they normally make it.
They normally put whipped cream on it, but some customers don't want whipped cream because it adds too many extra calories.
Yeah, like a vente frap isn't already chock full of calories. I'll take the whipped cream. Geez.
Okay. Anything with it? Scone? Blueberry whatever? Egg McMuffin? 
Spoken like someone who doesn't need his job. Give me my darn frappuchino!
Last thing you need right now is caffeine. You're going to give yourself a heart attack. I'm cancelling the order.