Hey Jim, know of any good tai places?
I hate tai food. But there's one on mark's road
perfect! book one table for monday at noon please
sir, their closed on monday
why are they closed on monday?
national holiday, sir.
oh crap, i forgot. 
Yeah sorry.
could you book a table on friday.
yes sir
and could you ask for a table next to the bathroom
of course sir
been having bowel problems
im sorry to hear that sir
yeah, my wife is also sorry
very funny sir
thanks jim, do you mean it?
do i mean what.
that im funny
very funny sir