Can I get a ticket to Spiderman
Sure. What day
Opening day
It looks like the tickets are sold out at your nearest theater. Is Saturday okay?
No
How about a different theater then
Sure
There isn't a theater within 50 mile radius not sold out. Is one outside that range okay?
Sure
Okay, what time?
Midnight showing
Can I charge it to your Discover
No, I have a gift card to AMC
Okay, tell me the numbers on the card
984938384
Okay, your reservation is set
How far is the drive there
1 hr
With traffic?
Still 1 hour. I accounted for that