Can you please order a pizza from Papa Johns?
Sure, what size and toppings do you want?
I would like an extra large with pineapple and bacon.
Ok, so you want an extra large pizza with pineapple and bacon?
Yes. Oh, and can you ask for extra sauce on the pizza as well.
Yes. An extra large pizza with pineapple and bacon and extra sauce.
Great! Thank you! 
I'm sorry to tell you, but they are out of bacon.
Oh man, that is my favorite topping! 
Would you like a different topping instead?
Ummm... I don't know. 
Maybe you could replace it with Canadian bacon?
Yeah, but it's not the same. 
It is very similar though. 
Ok, I guess you can replace it with Canadian bacon.
Ok, an extra large pineapple and Canadian bacon pizza with extra sauce.
Yes. That will have to do. 
Ok, the pizza is ordered and will be ready in 25 mins. 
Great! Thank you! 
They also said they will text a receipt to your cell phone.