Sarah, I need a pizza for the party tonight at my house.
Sounds good. What do you want?
Well, call Charlies Pizza Hut. I want a meat lover's extra grande.
Is that it?
No, I want to know if they can substitute chicken for the Canadian bacon.
You want canadian bacon instead of the chicken?
No, I want chicken INSTEAD of the canadian bacon.
Is that it?
If they allow it. If not, I will switch it with something else.
They said a meat lover's is a meat lover's, so you have to love it as is.
Can I get a deluxe extra grande then?
Yes. What do you want on it? They said up to 5 toppings.
Ok. I want beef, pepperoni, sausage, italian sausage, and chicken.
They said that would be an extra charge.
For what? You said up to 5 toppings.
They said you ordered a meat lover's minus the canadian bacon and added chicken.
But the deluxe allows me 5 toppings?
Yes.
Ok, so I will play along. I will pay the extra. I don't like canadian bacon.
They said if you don't like the canadian bacon, then you can substitute it with something else.
Ok, what about chicken?
They said that would be fine. Just order the deluxe and specify 5 toppings.
Ok. Set it up, send it to my house, and charge my account. Good night!
Good night, sir.