KAREN! I need to make a reservation for Monday, the 15th at Noon.
Thats not enough information? What reservation? For where?
For the clients meeting, don't be so vapid Karen. I need to get into La Rang'e. Most likely on the patio its supposed to be great weather, and Gordon Ramsey cuts steak for you.
I called La Grange in La, and its totally booked.
I know its Friday but I need a reservation for Monday. I need to win these clients over with award winning food, chefs, and atmosphere. It looks over Seaworld for Christ Sake KAREN! Who wouldnt want to come to our firm while eating looking at dolphins! 
Okay, I called La Grange in Benton Harbor, but the reservations not until 1pm.
Well there is a bar so we can have drinks before we eat and discuss everything over picking out our own lobsters. So hopefully someone in the group of clients is feeling sadistic. 
So, La Grange in Benton..
OMFG KAREN! ITS LA RANGE!
Of course it is, the patio in Benton Harbor only has seating for 5.
5? I need 10. Can you call and see what they can do? Please confirm everything with them. 
Hi, La Range its Karen. Calling to confirm my 1pm Reservation for Monday on the Patio for 10. Ill take whatever accommodations you have for 5 more people.
Karen, its super important that we have that outdoor seating. Also everyone is a non carnivore, I need that 10 spotter for the best seafood around. Thats why I picked it. Look at your calendar.
It says confirm reservation for La Range made from previous month.
GOD KAREN YOUR SO STUPID! WERE ALL GOING TO LOSE OUR JOBS!
Im so sorry, I have dyslexia! 
GET OUT KAREN! YOUR FIRED! 
Hold On! Its La Range from LA, They can get your Noon Reservation looking at Seaworld for Monday for all 10 seats!
Thats because I texted Gordon Ramsey to make room for us. GET THE HELL OUT KAREN! 
NO I HAVE A FAMILY! I NEED THIS JOB!
I dont care your fired, you cant even say La Range correctly!
I HAVE 5 KIDS AND DOG WITH OBESITY! 
WELL MAYBE YOU SHOULD REMEMBER TO FEED YOUR DOG FOOD FROM LA RANGE!
WAHHHHHHH!
So let me just go on yelp and see the reveiws from today for La Range. Yikes 1 star what happened? Karen.
no response. 
Huh? Oh thats right I fired her. 
constant phone ringing. 
I'll put an ad up on indeed for an assistant. La Range better be good on Monday or im leaving a 1 star review.
"Hi You've Reached the Voicemail Of Karen Smith." Hi Karen its La Range the location in La we actually have reservation for you already it was booked under your name not your bosses can you please call use back if you dont need seating for 20 or duplicate reservations thank you!