What's the name of that pizza place I like? Over on Hidden Valley?
The expensive one? I think it's called something silly like From New York to Your Backyard.
Oh that's right! Brilliant memory, assistant!
Oh you flatter me too much! Would you like something from there?
Why yes, I'd like you to order me a large pizza, original crust, with Canadian bacon and black olives. Ranch on the side. Square cut.
I would be happy to do that. Did you check the hours to make sure they're open now?
Of course I did! Now please, order it up.
So, I called and they can only do square cut on thin crust. Do you still want original crust?
Geez. Is the thin crust the same price?
Let me call back and check. They were a little rude on the phone and hung up on me quickly. 
Go ahead then.
I'm sorry to report that the thin crust is $2 more.
Geez! I would like the original crust still then. I will do without the square cut and settle for the average triangle.
I support your decision. 
 Can you please repeat my order so I can review everything and verify it is correct?
Yes, large pizza, original crust, original cut, black olives and Canadian bacon. Ranch on the side.
Great. As you know, my credit card is on file there, so all the financial details should be taken care of. 
Right-o. The pizza will be ready in about 25 minutes. Of course, I will go and fetch it. 
Wonderful! You are the most helpful assistant- much better than the useless last one. 
Yes. Would you like me to add a tip?
30%, I support the service industry.
Got it!