Hi Jim, please go to Starbucks and place and order. I need it ASAP! 
Which Starbucks should I visit?
Visit the one on Herndon and Fowler. The one we always go to, Jim!
Could you give me the address?
Do you really need me to give you an address? 
Yes, I forget which one it is. 
Its the same one I always tell you to go to. 
Here, I googled a few. Is it the one with this address: 1845 Herndon Ave F, Clovis, CA 93611.
Yes dude. 
Just making sure, gosh.
Do you remember what to get?
No.
I need a Iced Black and White Mocha.
What size would you like?
Grande, the same size we always get. Jeez I'm not sure why you're having issues
Okay grande it is. Sorry, I'm air headed today. Do you want whip cream?
Do I ever ask for whip cream?!
No...
Correct. No whip cream. Grande. Got it?
I think so.
Make sure you call the order in. They usually get busy and I need the drink now!
Do you have the phone number? 
No, you will have to google that yourself. 
Okay I have just placed your order. 
Cool. Did you get the right thing?
Yes. We ordered a grande Iced Black and White Mocha with no Whipped cream.
Perfect. 
Just received the text to pick it up. 
You should already be on your way! Hurry UP!
Okay okay I'm going!