Hi. I need for you to order me a car! Or an SUV, actually!
Okay. Where are you at? 
I will be going from the Reno-Tahoe Airport To Burning man, or Black Rock City, Gerlach Nevada.
Okay, well the good thing is a lot of the drivers are driving out there but they can't take you all the way out there, and you do know that there could surge pricing, a long haul ride fare?
What do you mean?
I'm saying that some of the car drivers won't take their vehicles past the highway road, they will only take you to the desert road & drop you off. You are going to have to walk at least 2 miles on the dusty road with all your gear. 
Ummm, yeah, that's not possible. Plus, I don't want a ticket from one of the federalies. What about a Van? Or an Suv?
Okay, you do realize that you will be taking an Uber out into the mountains where you never know what the traffic will be like. They might have road closures, a fire on the road, drug busts, who knows! The ride will take minimum 2 hours, & that's just on the highway if everything is moving smoothly. I'm thinking you'd want to do a shared ride in a bigger vehicle.
Yes, exactly. I will have all my gear & I'm sure I can find people to do a shared ride.
Okay, well I found you a local driver with a van, but they are not hauling.
What does that mean?
That means, they can take you but only you plus a small backpack & bag. No luggage, no bikes, etc.
What about if it's only me?
They want to be able to take more people in order to make more money. Plus, your stuff is heavy & it's not worth it to them. 
Okay, well what about a shared SUV with like 1-2 other people, plus my gear?
Yeah, got it! Well I found a local driver that can do it, & has no problem with your gear. They just ask that any bags be labeled with name tags, no smoking while in the vehicle, no open container/alcohol in the vehicle, & good vibes only! 
Well, that is definitely not a problem. I'll get the nametags from the ticket counter & make sure!
Okay, well the driver has confirmed & is on the way & you can check the status on your phone.
Awesome! sending you dusty hugs!!
Cool. Remember, don't die & have fun!