Hi. I want you to book a table for two at Burrito Dungeon. The table must have outdoor seating and a high chair for our kid. Reserve it for 8 PM on March 25.
Sir, I'm sorry, but Burrito Dungeon doesn't have any outdoor tables available at that time.
That's okay. Just get me an indoor table with the high chair, then.
I'm sorry sir, but that's also not available.
Are you sure? I'd really like to go to Burrito Dungeon.
Positive, sir. I even tried a little low grade bribery to no effect.
Drats. Okay, try Seafood Bonanza then. But this time I must get a table outdoors with a high chair.
Very well sir. I have you booked at Seafood Bonanza on March 25th at 8 PM.
And you're sure my required options are available for that table?
Yes, sir. I checked twice.
Excellent. Goodbye.
One question, sir... why are you so fond of Burrito Dungeon?
I hate to admit this, but I think it's the shark tank.
They have a shark tank?
Yes, Miles. With a fully grown hammerhead shark. Don't ask me why.
You might expect to find that at Seafood Bonanza instead, sir.
Come to think of it, you're right! But at Seafood Bonanzo, they come to your table and sing to you in Spanish on your birthday.
Well that's strange.
Go figure. Again: nice job, Miles.
My pleasure, sir.