Hey, I'd like you to order something from Starbucks for me.
Okay, which Starbucks location?
The Feasterville one, like usual.
What would you like from Starbucks?
Can you get me a caramel macchiato?
What size do you want?
Make it a grande.
With or without whip cream?
Without. Can you make sure they add an extra shot of espresso?
Sure. Anything else?
No, that's it. Oh, make sure it's 2% milk, if they ask.
I'm sorry, apparently they're out of the caramel syrup for the caramel macchiato. Do you want a different latte?
No, just order me an iced coffee instead.
Do you want milk in that?
No, half and half.
Would you like it sweetened or unsweetened?
Tell them unsweetened, but five sugar packs on the side, thanks.
Do you want a grande?
Yes, please.
Okay, your order is placed at the Feasterville Starbucks and will be ready for pickup soon. Your receipt has been sent to your phone via text.