Hi I need some movie tickets for The Mule
Where are you, what city?
I'm in Spokane at the moment.
Ok let me look. How about Village Center Cinemas?
Well, where's it at?
Up on the north end of town.
Ok that's fine, do they have a matinee?
Well you missed it, they have an evening time at 6:45
Ok, get two then.
You want 3D or anything?
For a Clint Eastwood movie?  Did you just ask that?  This ain't Spiderman.
Ok, ok, Ive got two available.
Ok, how much are they?
$12 each.
Sweet slutty Sarah, that's absurdity!
I know, you want them?
Yeah, sure. 
Ok, you have billing information I'm ready to book.
Just use my ticket service I'm in their club.
Ok, I'm clicking through. Ok, I've got two tickets for The Mule at 6:45PM January 22nd. Send them to your phone now.
Thanks.  Send some lotion too, $12 a piece, damn.
I know. Anything else?
No thank you, bye.
Bye.