Hey! I need you to put in an order to Peace, Love, and Pizza for me..
Absolutely. What would you like me to get you?
I want the one with the steak on it. What was that called again? It had some hippie band name or something like that. 
The Grateful Dead?
The Grateful Cowboy! That's what they call it. Stupid name. Great pizza.
That's what you want? A Grateful Cowboy?
Yeah. Order me a Grateful Cowboy. The Monster sized one. To be ready ASAP.
So you'd like me to place an order at Peace Love and Pizza for a Monster sized Grateful Cowboy pizza to be picked up as soon as possible?
That is exactly what I want. 
Just a minute sir. I'm putting into the online ordering portal right now. 
I'm not going anywhere. 
Alright. I put your order in but there seems to be a problem. 
Of course there is. What's the problem?
They aren't accepting orders for any Monster sized pizzas.
That's fine. Just get me the large then.
Large it is.
What sort of time frame are we looking at here?
I'm resubmitting the order with the change right now. That's one large Grateful Cowboy pizza from Peace Love and Pizza for carryout to be ready ASAP correct?
Yes it is. How long?
25 minutes and they'll have it ready for you. 
Perfect. I'll try to save you a slice. 
You're too kind. Will there be anything else.