Sam, I need you to get me movie tickets for "Fighting with My Family."
They're selling tickets to your arguments with your wife and kids?
What? No, that's the name of the movie.
Oh, sorry. Which location?
The Hope Mills location.
Gotcha. Just you?
No, my wife and I.
Okay, I see it's playing a 1, 3, 7, and 9. Which would you like?
Do you want to get paid this week?
Of course.
Okay, then book us for a matinee. 
Okay, just two. For you and the missus?
Does it need our identification on the tickets?
No, unless you watching the movie on an airplane. I was just curious. Taking the missus?
Uhh, no. Not the missus tonight. Do you have the tickets yet?
Getting there. This computer is slow.
We need to get you a new computer.
"I've been saying that for year, but until it impacts you, you don't really notice.
I'm not that bad, am I sam?
Not to change the subject, but I've purchased you tickets and am sending  to your email.
You're the best, Sam.
You're the boss, A2ZSY0INE5KDFL.