Hi, I could use a desert coffee. Could you order me one?
From where?
How about from Peets on Broadway?
Ok. Do you want a Latte or Mocha or Macchiato or Expresso?
I think I'll go for a Latte, iced.
Regular or vanilla? And do you want whipped cream?
Regular. Whipped cream is too fattening.
OK. I would suggest non-fat milk then.
Sounds good. 
Do you want it sugar free?
No, I need some taste.
Ok. A regular Iced latte with non-fat milk then?
Sounds like a plan. 
They only have sugar-free available.
Damn, I'm not a monk.
Well, if you're going to go sugar free, how about adding a little taste?
Sounds good. How about some chocolate sauce?
They can only do that with a caffe mocha.
Ok, switch to mocha then.
That comes with whipped cream.
OK, what the hell. I'm sugar free anyway
One sugar free non-fat Caffe Mocha with Chocolate Sauce coming up.