Palovbek v1.0.1 — mobile demo fallback

Palovbek now checks whether the browser can actually run the neural model. Unsupported devices, failed GPU initialization, and stalled GPU workers open the animated cooking demo automatically. Model-download failures keep their retry controls, and the loader has a “Watch cooking demo” button.

• Aligned mobile scene controls and fixed narrow-screen demo overflow.
• Removed the footer phrase, docs/SOCIAL.md, and docs/social/; launch drafts are excluded from Git.
• Added a Russian vertical clip with a compact header and the 166,700-neuron count. The clip records actual simulated spikes; authored recipe rules still guide cooking. H.264, 1080 × 1920, 30 fps, 31 seconds, silent.

Validation: 36 unit tests, browser fallback and real-model/cache checks, WebKit touch layout at 320/390/440 px, and a complete recorded GPU cook with zero recipe mistakes. WebKit viewport checks are not physical iPhone hardware tests.

Live kitchen: https://plov.mrz.sh

Palovbek v1.0 — six legs, one qazan

Meet Palovbek: a fly in a do‘ppi cooking Uzbek plov with a browser-based MaleCNS connectome simulation.

Try it: https://plov.mrz.sh

The attached vertical MP4 shows a real simulated cooking session, edited into short highlights at normal speed. It includes chopping, stirring, simmering, rice, the lid, and serving, with measured neuron counters. The launch kit contains the video, cover, and English/Russian copy for X and Threads.

The recipe supplies order; measured neural output influences portions and pauses. The model has not learned to cook. Full attribution and implementation details are in the README and THIRD_PARTY.md.

Reproduce locally with npm ci, npm run assets:prepare, and npm run dev. Build and verification instructions, Cloudflare deployment, numerical audits, and media capture scripts are included.

Validation: a source-only checkout downloaded and verified all 58 model/support assets, passed 33 unit tests, and built successfully. The recorded full recipe reached served with zero mistakes.