Bruh Patcher Latest Release

Bruh Patcher v2.3.0-ci-e8f0dc5

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👉 Direct APK: BruhPatcher.apk

What's New in v2.0.9

• Built from commit e8f0dc5
• Authentic iOS-Style Liquid Glass Floating Navbar: Complete redesign eliminating all animated blings, laser sweeps, rainbow borders, and neon strobes in favor of true optical realism:
  • Frosted Dark Obsidian Glass: Pure translucent acrylic base (Color(0xE0181B26)) with directional top-lit specular hairline bevel (Brush.verticalGradient(White 22% -> 3%)).
  • Sliding Frosted Indicator Pill: Minimalist elevated frosted glass capsule (Color.White.copy(alpha = 0.11f)) sliding underneath active tabs with Kyant0 spring physics (stiffness = 650f, damping = 0.82f).
  • Physical Momentum & Fling Deformation: 78/56 horizontal press expansion ratio and velocity inertia stretching (scaleX /= 1 - v * 0.65).
  • Zero-Idle Interactive Highlight Bloom: Touch-driven specular highlight that ONLY illuminates under the user's finger during touch/drag (0% idle CPU/GPU load).
  • Tactile iOS Navigation Tabs: Crisp 22dp icons, SF-style 11sp typography (SemiBold active, Medium inactive), 0.94x press compression, and native haptic feedback.
  • Minimalist Status Dot: Sleek 6dp Apple System Green status dot for background patching (no flashing disco halo).
• MIUIX / HyperOS Alive Design System:
  • Continuous squircle curvature (20dp), translucent obsidian titanium backgrounds, and position-aware preference rows.
  • In-app citations card for Kyant0, compose-miuix-ui (yukonga), and SukiSU-Ultra with 1-tap clipboard copying.
• Permanent Release Keystore Signing: Deterministic V1/V2/V3/V4 signatures ensuring direct in-place updates.
• Direct .apk file distribution (never inside a .zip)

Installation

1. Download BruhPatcher.apk directly from Assets below (no unzipping needed).
2. Install on your rooted Android device.
3. Grant root permissions when prompted.