A satirical static website posing as token-compression middleware for AI agents — SHRNKR sits "between you and your AI agent" and shrinks every prompt and response into fewer, uglier tokens, Wehadababyitsaboy-style, so your bill goes down and your output goes to hell.
This is satire. No tokens are actually saved. No package is actually published. See SCIENCE.md for what the compression levels below actually do to real LLM token counts.
Live site: shrnkr.dev
SHRNKR presents a fake dev-tool product: a live text-shrinker demo (drag the compression slider to Meat Grinder), fabricated before/after case studies, a pricing model that takes 1% of whatever token spend it "saves" you, and one testimonial written entirely in the product's own compressed style. A sibling production of badgefor.me.
| Level | Name | Token reduction |
|---|---|---|
| 1 | Garlic Press | 8% |
| 2 | Panini Press | 19% |
| 3 | Vacuum Sealer | 33% |
| 4 | Pressure Cooker | 41% |
| 5 | Meat Grinder | 68% |
No flat plans, no per-seat fee — SHRNKR's entire price is 1% of the token spend it removes from your bill, at any spend level.
See CONTRIBUTING.md for local setup and project structure.
Phase 1: structure established, name and copy still in flux.