First (and last, hopefully) Release

My sketch, despite using only core Processing APIs, is unable to run under processing.js whatsoever, even with Java and JavaScript compatibility shims. Seems like I'll need to distribute binaries :(
Runs fine (>50 fps) on my laptop, but your mileage may vary

Features

• CPU "shaders" (they cause most of the lag lol)
  • Lights are emissive (they give off light)
  • Makeshift motion blur
  • Vignette (hard to notice)
  • (a lot more primitive than the others but still part of the pipeline) Light flashes upon death
• Eye candy
  • Asteroids blow up into multiple pieces upon destruction
  • Fancy particles!
  • Twinkling lights
  • Parallax effects (move around your mouse)
• Fully-fledged 2d physics engine (thanks ap physics)
  • Objects can interact with each other, and push things around
  • Literally everything moving is a physics object and can be destroyed
  • Bullets will only destroy asteroids if they hit each other at the right speed and angle (try to graze an asteroid from a far corner of the screen)
  • You can ram into asteroids with your spaceship to destroy them (don't ram into them too hard!)

Controls: w a s d to move, e for hyperspace, and <space> to shoot

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• macos-x86_64.zip: For macOS devices running Intel processors (not M1 or M*, although it is possible to run this on Apple Silicon macs)
  • Does not come bundled with Java -- you might want to get JRE 17 first
• AsteroidsGame-macos-aarch64.zip: For macOS devices running Apple Silicon chips ONLY (M1 and later; comes with JRE)
• windows-amd64.zip: For Windows devices (comes with JRE)