I'm proud to present to you the first (pre) release of python--!<

18 days after creating the project files it's ready to be shown to the world, and to be presented.

Well, I managed to get all the features I predicted to work, so there's:

variables of 2 types
global and local variables
if and else flow control statements
while loops
variables local to if/while statements
value returning functions
custom function defining with returns at any point
a (very) small standard library that is very easy to add to
exception system that allows for skipping over many mistakes
interpreter that takes input from user
bash command support (windows command line not tested)
and much more
Standard library will be expanded upon in the future and examples will be added

So get on with it and try this bad boy out!