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@MichelleFindlay MichelleFindlay released this 09 Sep 20:00
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v1.2.0

New attack modes

  • 🥤 Kool-Aid — bursts through half the city ("OH YEAH!"), then shatters into flying glass shards and spilled punch
  • 🧪 Gray Goo — self-replicating nanites spread outward from an epicenter and devour the entire skyline
  • 🐢 Mine Turtle — everybody does the flop off the rooftops, one poor soul lands right on the turtle, and it goes off
  • 🌿 Triffids — a green comet blinds the city, then venomous stalks rise up and lash buildings apart
  • 🚙 Little Tikes — a kid steals the Cozy Coupe (monster-truck edition), Mum gives chase and gets run over, and it all ends in an end-over-end flip ("MUM look what i did!")
  • 🛰️ Ion Cannon — a C&C-style orbital strike: targeting reticle, converging beam, direct hit
  • 💀 Death Star — hovers above the city and unleashes its superlaser, wiping the whole thing out ("that's no moon")
  • 🏳️‍🌈 LGBT Agenda — the odd one out: no destruction, just a pride parade sweeping through, rainbow-painted buildings, flags on every rooftop, and a very fabulous bar & grill

Fixed

  • Neil the Seal actually looks like a seal now (long neck, proper body shape) instead of a vague blob
  • Neil now stops and headbutts each building in turn until it collapses, instead of walking straight through everything

Changed

  • Version bumped to v1.2.0