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@MichelleFindlay MichelleFindlay released this 20 Sep 09:44
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v1.5.9

Eight new ways to destroy the city, bringing the total to 72 methods.

New Methods

  • Cats and Dogs — no destruction here, it just, literally, rains cats and dogs
  • Lube — everything gets an oily coating, and the skyline slides sideways to the ground
  • Doctor Who — the TARDIS materializes and the Doctor deals with an array of classic baddies swarming the city
  • Sports Direct — a mug tips over, and the city drowns in coffee
  • Ricks — the Citadel of Ricks: thousands of Ricks build a society purely to govern themselves, which promptly develops class inequality, a police state, and an assassination plot
  • Minecraft — the city is repainted in a blocky palette, a creeper sets off a stack of TNT in the town square (Steve wisely legs it), and the blast carves a crater into the skyline
  • 🐘's Toothpaste — a science-fair experiment goes wrong, and the foam never stops rising, burying the first five floors of every building
  • Idiocracy — two hibernation volunteers oversleep by 500 years and wake to a country buried in garbage, watered with Brawndo, and run by a wrestler-president

Fixes

  • loadMethodScript() now recovers to the picker if a method's script fails to load, instead of hanging silently forever with the picker hidden and nothing rendering — makes deploys with a missing file fail loudly instead of looking like the site froze